C D G Em
C D G

G (320003@1)                                      D (xx0232@1)
You pulled up at the house at half past seven,
        Em (022000@1)        C (x32010@1)  
In your '69 Impala, shook hands with my father,
       G (320003@1)                                  DAnd (xx0232@1)we stopped off at the drug store by the drive-in,
         Em (022000@1)     
For some Trojans and a six-pack,
C (x32010@1)                                    AmStill (x02210@1)your eyes kept wandering back to her,
         CIt's (x32010@1)always her
                                              DSo (xx0232@1)let's get one thing straightened out here, sir

Chorus
       C (x32010@1)                 DIf (xx0232@1)you think you're seeing double
       G (320003@1)           EmLet (022000@1)me save you some trouble
     C (x32010@1)              D (xx0232@1)               GThis (320003@1)ain't no two-for-one bargain here, mister
       C (x32010@1)                D'Cause (xx0232@1)I'm much more than just twice shy
     G (320003@1)            EmI've (022000@1)had enough two-timing guys
    C (x32010@1)          D (xx0232@1)                 GWho (320003@1)only want me 'cause they want my sister

                                     DMy (xx0232@1)eyes are just as blue as hers, my hair is just as fine,
        Em (022000@1)                         CAnd (x32010@1)the tattoo on her lower back's exactly just like mine
           G (320003@1)        
But, if you look beneath the surface,
         DWe're (xx0232@1)as different as can be,
               Em'Cause (022000@1)there's just one heart that beats for you
         CAnd (x32010@1)that heart belongs to me
           Am (x02210@1)             CAnd (x32010@1)not to her, it's always her
                                            DSo (xx0232@1)let's get one thing straight if I'm your girl

Chorus

    EmAnd (022000@1)if tomorrow you should die
   CMy (x32010@1)sister would not bat an eye
    GShe (320003@1)doesn't even know your name
      DShe's (xx0232@1)going with some other guy
   EmAs (022000@1)long as she is still around
     CI'll (x32010@1)always have a trace of doubt
                                      DI (xx0232@1)need to know your love is real, but how?

      G (320003@1)                                  DWe're (xx0232@1)all dressed up, the flowers sure are pretty
       EmMother (022000@1)pays her last respects
         CI (x32010@1)look around, no one suspects
            G (320003@1)                         DThat (xx0232@1)it was me who put the Drano in her coffee
    Em (022000@1)And now that she is underground
     CI'll (x32010@1)know that you're not hanging 'round
    Am (x02210@1)         CFor (x32010@1)her, no, not for her
                       D (xx0232@1)              GAnd (320003@1)now I'll know your love is true for sure

   C (x32010@1)               DIt (xx0232@1)pains my heart to think of her
  GA (320003@1)rotting, stinking, maggot-infested,
                               EmBloated, (022000@1)and pus-oozing corpse beneath the earth
    C (x32010@1)           D (xx0232@1)             EmYou (022000@1)can't imagine just how much I miss her,
    C (x32010@1)            D (xx0232@1)             GBut (320003@1)now I know you want me, not my sister.