Fair to Midland - The Wife, the Kids, and the White Picket Fence
From: Fables from a Mayfly: What I Tell You Three Times is True)

Tuning: Standard

CHORDS:
    F (133211@1)C (x32010@1)D (xx0232@1)G (320003@1)Bbsus  Am (x02210@1)EmE|--1--0--2--3---1-----0---0-------| (022000@1)B|--1--1--3--3---1-----1---0-------|
G|--2--0--2--0---3-----2---0-------|
D|--3--2--0--0---3-----2---2-------|
A|--3--3-----x---1-----0---2-------|
E|--1--------3-------------0-------|


INTRO
Em F C G
Em F C Am

VERSE
Am (x02210@1)       F (133211@1)     C (x32010@1)              GMail (320003@1)order brides, turtlenecks, and trophy wives
Am (x02210@1)             F (133211@1)      
Had the ways and means to breach
C (x32010@1)            GThe (320003@1)borders of easy street
C (x32010@1)                GAnd (320003@1)to blend right in
       CWe (x32010@1)all surrounded them
     F (133211@1)          CIn (x32010@1)a white picket fence
    G (320003@1)       CNow (x32010@1)both ends meet


CHORUS
F (133211@1)     
Sufficed to say theres a time and a place
AmSo (x02210@1)I wait
        C (x32010@1)                       GFor (320003@1)the tug-of-war and who you'll pull for
F (133211@1)                                                   AmWhile (x02210@1)between you and me from point A to point B is a fine line
     C (x32010@1)                    GThat (320003@1)burns at both our good ends



Am (x02210@1)        F (133211@1)        C (x32010@1)          G2 (320003@1)peas in a pod, a battleaxe, and a bastard child
Am (x02210@1)           Ftook (133211@1)one step more
    C (x32010@1)                  Gand (320003@1)went straight to the source
C (x32010@1)                Gand (320003@1)to blend right in
            Cthey (x32010@1)opened fire with
      F (133211@1)
their rain checks spent
   C (x32010@1)  G (320003@1)  Cto (x32010@1)make ends meet


CHORUS


C (x32010@1)      G (320003@1)        F (133211@1)        C (x32010@1)   Go on, paint the whole town red
C (x32010@1)       G (320003@1)     F (133211@1)              CI'd (x32010@1)rather follow who cleans up the mess
C (x32010@1) G (320003@1)FD
And so I wait.


   Bbsus
Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
   FOh (133211@1)yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh
   C (x32010@1) GSo (320003@1)say yeah!


CHORUS


OUTRO
Am (x02210@1)G (320003@1)F (133211@1)C (x32010@1)