Fake Problems - "Born & Raised"


1st Verse - no guitar, drums only
On April 29th, 1980-something, I was born to a new proud mother. 
She said she would always care for me 'til the day she died, and 
								      CDm  F (133211@1)Gshe'd (320003@1)never let anyone ruin my life but they sure try.

Subsequent verses:

     C (x32010@1)               Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1)          G (320003@1)    
The day that I turned 18 my grandfather told me, he said 
  C (x32010@1)      Am (x02210@1)             F (133211@1)       G (320003@1)               
"Chris, I think you should join the army". 
       C (x32010@1)              Am (x02210@1)          F (133211@1)         G (320003@1)  
I said I don't really think that I'm cut out for that, 
        C (x32010@1)     Am (x02210@1)      F (133211@1)     G (320003@1)   
no I'm fairly certain I wouldn't last. 
       C (x32010@1)          Am (x02210@1)          F (133211@1)     G (320003@1)             C (x32010@1)      
But I do agree the benefits are quite astounding, but I know that 
   Am (x02210@1)            F (133211@1)            G (320003@1)     (G7) **   
I would throw up if saw someone dying.

Chorus - same, but louder
    C (x32010@1)   Am (x02210@1)        F (133211@1)       G (320003@1)    C (x32010@1)Am (x02210@1) F (133211@1) G (320003@1)But if I went I would make the best of ev-ery   moment, 
    C (x32010@1)     Am (x02210@1)        F (133211@1)        G (320003@1)        C (x32010@1)   Am (x02210@1)           
and show respect to my commanding officer and come home with a 
 F (133211@1)        G (320003@1)                  C (x32010@1)Dm (xx0231@1)F (133211@1)G (320003@1)medal or something cool like that.



Just a few months ago my best friend inquired, he said 
"Do you think you'll ever go back to college?" I said yeah, sure, 
eventually when the time is right, when I find a university I kinda like. 
Because I do agree the experience is quite enticing, if I don't get 
too distracted by all the drinking.

But if I went I would make the best of every moment, and pay 
attention to the teacher and come home with some knowledge or 
something great like that.

** I like to add in the G7 cause it sounds good, but not required