Signs:Five Man Electrical Band. #3 in 1971. INTRO: D D7sus4 D D7sus4 D D7sus4 D #1. C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GAnd (320003@1)the sign said long haired, freaky people, need not apply. D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) ASo, (x02220@1)I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why? Bm (x24432@1) G (320003@1) BmHe (x24432@1)said, you look like a fine, upstanding young man, I think Gyou`ll (320003@1)do. D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) G (320003@1) ASo, (x02220@1)I took off my hat..I said, imagine that..huh, me, workin for you. CHORUS: D (xx0232@1) C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) Sign, sign, everywhere a sign, blocking out the scenery, Gbreaking (320003@1)my mind. D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) C (x32010@1) DD7sus4 Do this, don`t do that..can`t you read the si....gn? #2. C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GAnd (320003@1)the sign said, anybody caught trespassing, would be shot on sight. D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) GSo, (320003@1)I jumped on the fence and I yelled at the house..hey, what gives Ayou (x02220@1)the right?.. Bm (x24432@1) G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) Gto (320003@1)put up a fence to keep me out..or to keep mother nature in? D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) GIf (320003@1)God was here, He`d tell you to your face, Man, you`re some Akinda (x02220@1)sinner. CHORUS: D (xx0232@1) C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) Sign, sign, everywhere a sign, blocking out the scenery, Gbreaking (320003@1)my mind. D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) C (x32010@1) DDo (xx0232@1)this, don`t do that..can`t you read the si...gn? BRIDGE: ANow, (x02220@1)hey you, mister, can`t you read? G (320003@1) DYou`ve (xx0232@1)got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat. A (x02220@1) Bm (x24432@1) You can`t even watch, no, you can`t eat..you ain`t supposed Dto (xx0232@1)be here. C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) DSign (xx0232@1)said you got to have a membership card to Gget (320003@1)inside..unnh! #3. D (xx0232@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1) GAnd (320003@1)the sign said, everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray. D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all, G (320003@1) A (x02220@1)I didn`t have a penny to pay. Bm (x24432@1) G (320003@1) Bm (x24432@1) GSo, (320003@1)I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own little sign. D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1)I said, thank you Lord, for thinking about me.. G (320003@1) AI`m (x02220@1)alive and doing fine. CHORUS: D (xx0232@1) C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) Sign, sign, everywhere a sign, blocking out the scenery, Gbreaking (320003@1)my mind. D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) C (x32010@1) DDo (xx0232@1)this, don`t do that..can`t you read the si...gn? OUTRO: D (xx0232@1) CSign, (x32010@1)sign, everywhere a sign.. D (xx0232@1) CSign, (x32010@1)sign..(Fade.) A seventies smash from Kraziekhat.