Flight of the Conchords - A Kiss is Not a Contract

Tabbed by: Scones
Email: sconez@gmail.com

Tuning: Standard


 G (320003@1)  C (x32010@1)D (xx0232@1)E (022100@1)  C*   D*  A (x02220@1) B7 (x21202@1)
e--3--0--2--7----3----5---0----2---|
B--0--1--3--8----5----7---2----4---|
G--0--0--2--9----5----7---2----2---|
D--0--2--0--9----5----7---2----4---|
A--2--3--x--7----3----5---x----2---|
E--3--x--x--x----x----x---x----x---|




G (320003@1)             C (x32010@1)                DA (xx0232@1)kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice

Mmmmm, very nice
G (320003@1)                        CJust (x32010@1)because you've been exploring my mouth
        DDoesn't (xx0232@1)mean you get to take an expedition further south, no


G (320003@1)             C (x32010@1)                DA (xx0232@1)kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice

It's very, very nice
G (320003@1)                     CJust (x32010@1)because we've been playing tonsil hockey
        DDoesn't (xx0232@1)mean you get to score the goal that's in my jockeys


Em (022000@1)                             D*        
Oh just because I'm in a two man novelty band
                            CDoesn't (x32010@1)mean it's all about poontang
                        B7I (x21202@1)can't go round loving everyone
                    A (x02220@1)           Em (022000@1)I just wouldn't get anything done

Em (022000@1)                                     D*        
You can take me out to dinner that might be quite nice
                                    Cyou (x32010@1)could buy me a burrito and some beans and rice
                                  B7but (x21202@1)that won't get you into pants paradise
     A(strum (x02220@1)all once)          
They call it a fly because it takes you up to heaven oh oh



G (320003@1)             C (x32010@1)                DA (xx0232@1)kiss is not a contract, but it's very nice

It's very, very nice

G (320003@1)          C (x32010@1)  DI'm (xx0232@1)only one man, baby, pretty baby
G (320003@1)            C (x32010@1)  DWe're (xx0232@1)only two men, ladies,
                G (320003@1) C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1)GOh (320003@1)pretty babies