someone else posted this song but it was wrong, here is the correct version. [Verse 1:] DLoretta (xx0232@1)broke my heart in a letter Ashe (x02220@1)told me she was leaving and her life would be better. AJoan (x02220@1)broke it off over the phone Dafter (xx0232@1)the tone, she left me alone. DJen (xx0232@1)said she'd never ever see me again, Awhen (x02220@1)I saw her again she said it again. AJan (x02220@1)met another man, DLiza (xx0232@1)got amnesia just forgot who I am. DFelicity (xx0232@1)said there was no electricity, AEmily, (x02220@1)no chemistry. AFran (x02220@1)ran, Bruce turned out to be a man. DFlo (xx0232@1)had to go I couldn't go with the flow. [Chorus:] F#m (244222@1) Bm (x24432@1) Carol Brown just took a bus out of town, but I'm hoping that you'll stick around. [Bridge:] Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) AHe (x02220@1)doesn't cook or clean, he's not good boyfriend material (Ooh, we can eat cereal) Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) AYou'll (x02220@1)lose interest fast, his relationships never last (Shut up girlfriends from the past) Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) AHe (x02220@1)says he'll do one thing and then he goes and does another thing Em (022000@1) D(Oh, (xx0232@1)who organized all of my ex-girlfriends into a choir, and got them to Asing?) (x02220@1) Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) AAh (x02220@1)ah ah ah, ah ah ah (Who, who... Mm, shut up) Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) DAh (xx0232@1)ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah. (Shut up girlfriends from the past) D D D D [Verse 2:] DMinnie (xx0232@1)will no longer see me. ABritney, (x02220@1)Britney hit me. APaula, (x02220@1)Persephone, Stella, and Stephanie, Dthere (xx0232@1)must fifty ways that lovers have left me. [Chorus:] F#m (244222@1) Bm (x24432@1) Carol Brown just took a bus out of town... [Bridge:] Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) ALove (x02220@1)is a delicate thing, it could just float away on the breeze (He said the same thing to me) Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) AHow (x02220@1)can we ever know we've found the right person in this world? (He means he looks at other girls) Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) ALove (x02220@1)is a mystery that does not follow a rule (This guy is a fool) Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) AHe'll (x02220@1)always be a boy, he's a man who never grew up (I thought I told you to shut up) Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) AAh (x02220@1)ah ah ah, ah ah ah (Mona, you told me you were in a coma) Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) AAh (x02220@1)ah ah ah, ah ah ah (Tiffany you said that you had an epiphany) Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) AAh (x02220@1)ah ah ah, ah ah ah (Mm, would you like a little cereal?) Em (022000@1) D (xx0232@1) AAh (x02220@1)ah ah ah, ah ah ah (Who organized this choir of ex-girlfriends, was it you Carol Brown, was it you Carol Brown?) [Chorus:] F#m (244222@1) Bm (x24432@1) Carol Brown just took a bus out of town... Dbut (xx0232@1)I'm hoping that you'll Dstick (xx0232@1)around D (xx0232@1)Do do, do do do do do do Stick around DDo (xx0232@1)do, do do do do DDo (xx0232@1)do, do do do do do do Stick around Do do, do do do do DStick (xx0232@1)around