The Conchords rock. This song is relatively quick. Don't let the funky chord names fool these barre chords flow together easily. Barre everything. Bb7/F 113131 A#13sus2/G 335353 Dm/A 557765 A 577655 F 133211 G 355433 Verse 1 (not strummed, remember? ;) ) Dm/A Hey There Brett A I see you're feelin' down F Can't stand to see my little buddy G There with a frown Dm/A Just because I get A More women than you F Its only because G They don't know you like I do Dm/A Sure you're weedy A And kinda shy F But some girly out there must be needy G for a weedy shy guy Dm/A They want you as a needle A when they're rollin' in the hay A#13sus2/G Bb7/F Just hear me out when I say CHORUS (This is strummed, but strum it over the fretboard a bit) Dm/A Brett you got it A Goin F G On! Bb7/F A#13sus2/G Ladies get to know your sexuality Bb7/F A When they get to know your personality Dm/A Brett you got it A Goin' F On! VERSE 2 (not strummed): Dm/A Not in a gay way A just in hey mate F wanted to say G You're looking OK way Dm/A Why can't a heterosexual A guy tell a heterosexual F guy he thinks his G Booty is fly? Dm/A Not all the time A Obviously just A#13sus2/G when's he havin' trouble Bb7/F with his self esteem Dm/A Don't let anybody tell you you're not A Humpable because you're F Bumpable well I G hope this doesn't make you feel Bb7/F Uncomfortable if I say ya got a A#13sus2/G Boom chicka wow! CHORUS (You can move everything up a fret here if you want) And repeat! Tabbed by Jeff12! :)