I've been trying to find an accurate chord for this song for a while now and my search 
has proved fruitless. I did this by ear and I think it is accurate. If you like major 7th 
chords, then this is the song for you :)

Enjoy!

Chords Used: Ebmaj7/Bb, F#maj7, C#maj7, Bbmaj, Bm

Ebmaj7/Bb
Too many bottles of this wine we can't pronounce

Ebmaj7/Bb
Too many bowls of that green, no Lucky Charms

F#maj7
The maids come around too much

F#maj7
Parents ain't around enough

C#maj7
Too many joy rides in daddy's Jaguar

C#maj7
Too many white lies and white lines

Bbmaj
Super rich kids with nothing but loose ends

BmSuper (x24432@1)rich kids with nothing but fake friends

...and that's about it. This chord pattern repeats itself over and over again for the 
entire song.