HEARTLESS BASTARD MOTHERFUCKER - Frank Turner
Tabbed by guitaristu.

About time there was a half-decent tab for this song out there I reckon.
E/G#: 4x0400 or just hit G# bass-note from the G major chord.

INTRO

C C7 Fmaj7 Ab7 x2

VERSE 1

C C7 
Well I lie I cheat and I steal
Fmaj7 Ab7
And I don't give two shits about the way that you feel
C C7 
And I barely know who you are
Fmaj7 Ab7
But I'll break your heart and then I'll sleep in your car
C C7 
I'm not dying inside, well I'm dead.
Fmaj7 Ab7
Yeah, too many people have fucked with my head
G F C G
And now I'm out for revenge.

CHORUS

F F7 C
Well, I'm not the only one who regrets the way they act
G E/G# Am Bb
But I seem to be the only one who's honest with the facts
FG
And I'm sick to death of always being the sucker
FI'm (133211@1)a heartless bastard motherfucker

C C7 Fmaj7 Ab7 x2

VERSE 2

Well, you're a prize specimen 
You look pretty fine, but I don't know where you've been
You invite me back to your place
And you feed me drinks to get me out of my face
You never own up to what you did
You fuck like an adult and you cry like a kid
And then you tell your friends I took the piss

CHORUS

F F7 C
Well, I'm not the only one who regrets the way they act
G E/G# Am Bb
But I seem to be the only one who's honest with the facts
FG
And I'm sorry, honey, this time you're the sucker
FI'm (133211@1)a heartless bastard motherfucker.

MIDDLE 8

Am Em F C C/b  
Just for a second here with a straight face I am sick of the sinners
F Bb
Always making out they're saints.
AmEm FC C/b   
As far as I can tell we're the ones to watch are the ones with their hearts on their sleeves
FG
Make-up doth protest too much.
C Bb F
So come on everybody, come on,
C Bb F
Don't make me regret ever writing this song -
G G7
I need every motherfucker to sing along.

CHORUS

FC
Well, I'm not the only one who regrets the way they act
G E/G# Am Bb
But I seem to be the only one who's honest with the facts
FG
And I'm sorry, honey, this time you're the sucker
FI'm (133211@1)a heartless bastard motherfucker.

C C7 Fmaj7 Ab7 x2 

OUTRO

C C7 Fmaj7 Ab7 C C7
Motherfucker
Fmaj7 Ab7 C
And I'm not a patch on you...
'Cause I'm a cunt.