Sung by Jimmy Carl Black:
CMy (x32010@1)name is Burtram
          FI (133211@1)am a redneck
          CAll (x32010@1)my friends,
               FThey (133211@1)call me 'Burt'
(Hi, Burt!)
CAll (x32010@1)my family,
               FFrom (133211@1)down in Texas
             CMake (x32010@1)their livin'
   GDiggin' (320003@1)dirt

THEN ITS THE THE SAME WITH THE OTHER VERSES


Come out here to Californy,
Just to find me
Some pretty girls
Ones I seen
Gets me so horny;
Ruby lips,
'N teeth like pearls!

Wanna love 'em all!
Wanna love 'em dearly!
Wanna pretty girl-
I'll even pay!
I'll buy 'em furs!
I'll buy 'em jewelry!
I know they like me;
Here's what I say:

UNTIL:
A (x02220@1)                   EI'm (022100@1)lonesome Cowboy Burt!
(Speakin' atcha!)
A (x02220@1)                      ECome (022100@1)smell my fringe-y shirt!
(Reekin' atcha!)
A (x02220@1)           EMy (022100@1)cowboy pants,
A (x02220@1)          EMy (022100@1)cowboy dance,
A (x02220@1)          EMy (022100@1)bold advance,
D (xx0232@1)               GOn (320003@1)this here waitress . . .
Yodel-oh-oo-pee-hey
Yodel-oh-oo-pee!
E (022100@1)                     A(He's (x02220@1)lonesome Cowboy Burt
E (022100@1)                         ADon'tcha (x02220@1)get his feelings hurt)
D (xx0232@1)            
Come out in this place,
         A'N (x02220@1)I'll buy you a taste,
         E (022100@1)
You can sit on my face-
Where's my waitress?

Key change:
CBurtram, (x32010@1)Burtram redneck
CBurtram, (x32010@1)Burtram redneck
CI'm (x32010@1)an awful nice guy!
Sweat all day in the sun!
Roofer by trade,
           FQuite (133211@1)a bundle I've made,
        D (xx0232@1)I'm unionized roofin' old
          GSon-of-a-gun! (320003@1)(He's a unionized roofin' old
Son-of-a-gun!)

Then the same for the next 2 verses

When I get off, I get plastered
Drink till I fall onna floor,
Find me some Communist bastard,
'N stomp on his face till he don't
Move no more!
(He stomps on his face till he don't
Move no more!)

I fuss, an' I cuss an' I keep on drinkin',
Till my eyes puff up an' turn red!
I drool on m'shirt,
I see if he's hurt,
Kick him again in the head, yes!
D (xx0232@1)                     GKick (320003@1)him again in the head, boys!

Then repeat 'Im lonesome Cowboy Burt' verse before finishing