this is a good working version for me, i modified the one that was updated already. the chorus needed an E on the end and in the verses the E and the A where sometimes mixed up. HAVE FUN!!! DON'T LET THE THRUTH GET IN THE WAY OF A GOOD STORY A (x02220@1) DOn (xx0232@1)a steamer bound for Baltimore A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)said, that's no fun, I've been there before A (x02220@1) DSo (xx0232@1)I jumped ship in Singapore E (022100@1) AWith (x02220@1)a cook from Mexico A (x02220@1) DGot (xx0232@1)a bowl of shark-fin soup A (x02220@1) EDucked (022100@1)into a bar for a couple a scoops A (x02220@1) DPlayed (xx0232@1)some Texas-stud with a circus troop E (022100@1) AAnd (x02220@1)they cleaned me out of dough EThey (022100@1)cleaned me out of dough A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) D (xx0232@1) EDon't (022100@1)let the truth get in the way of a good story D (xx0232@1) ENo (022100@1)harm, no foul, no crime A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) D (xx0232@1) EDon't (022100@1)let the truth get in the way of a good story D (xx0232@1) AE It'll get 'em every time A (x02220@1) DAt (xx0232@1)dawn they all went back to bed A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)went to Borneo instead A (x02220@1) DHad (xx0232@1)a hair-of-the dog for my shrunken head E (022100@1) AWith (x02220@1)the Sultan of Brunei A (x02220@1) DHad (xx0232@1)a small bit of a seizure A (x02220@1) EOn (022100@1)the way to Micronesia A (x02220@1) DGot (xx0232@1)a bad case of amnesia E (022100@1) AAnd (x02220@1)forgot to say goodbye EForgot (022100@1)to say goodbye A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) D (xx0232@1) EDon't (022100@1)let the truth get in the way of a good story D (xx0232@1) ENo (022100@1)harm, no foul, no crime A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) D (xx0232@1) EDon't (022100@1)let the truth get in the way of a good story D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) EIt'll (022100@1)get 'em every time AStopped (x02220@1)in Tajikistan on the way to Iran ATook (x02220@1)a break in Jamaica to work on my tan ASwam (x02220@1)from Cayo Fragoso to Carriacou AI (x02220@1)climbed Machu Pichu in darkest Peru AHad (x02220@1)a pint with the pope and played pool with the queen AShe's (x02220@1)good with a stick, if you know what I mean AI (x02220@1)once had a job riding bulls in Montana A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)taught Jimi Hendrix the Star-Spangled Banner AI've (x02220@1)been to Morocco, Malawi, Macau A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)know how to fly, but I won't tell you how AI've (x02220@1)been to Morocco, Malawi, Macau A (x02220@1) EI (022100@1)know how to fly, but I won't tell you how A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) D (xx0232@1) EDon't (022100@1)let the truth get in the way of a good story D (xx0232@1) ENo (022100@1)harm, no foul, no crime A (x02220@1) E (022100@1) D (xx0232@1) EDon't (022100@1)let the truth get in the way of a good story D (xx0232@1) AE It'll get 'em every time A (x02220@1) DBought (xx0232@1)an ice cold Coca-Cola A (x02220@1) EFrom (022100@1)a Congolese high-rollah A (x02220@1) DGot (xx0232@1)deported from Angola E (022100@1) ATo (x02220@1)a castle on the Rhine A (x02220@1) DAsk (xx0232@1)anyone that knew me A (x02220@1) EThe (022100@1)Emir of Bahrain sued me A (x02220@1) DI (xx0232@1)was in a Blockbuster movie E (022100@1) AAnd (x02220@1)I didn't make a dime 2X CHORUS. Greets, Ben