GE T   A (x02220@1) H AI (x02220@1)R CU (x32010@1)T

GI (320003@1)was a rebel from the day I left school.

I grew my hair long and broke all the rules.
CI'd (x32010@1)sit and listen to my records all day.
DWith (xx0232@1)big ambitions of where I could play.

GMy (320003@1)parents taught me what life is about.

So I grew up the type they warned me about.
CThey (x32010@1)said my friends were just an unruly mob
             D (xx0232@1)                          
and I should get a haircut and get a real job.

GGet (320003@1)a haircut and get a real job.

Clean your act up and don't be a slob.
CGet (x32010@1)it together like your big brother Bob.
              D (xx0232@1)                          
Why don't you get a haircut and get a real job.

GI (320003@1)even tried that nine to five scene.

I told myself that it was all a bad dream.
CI (x32010@1)found a band and some good songs to play.
      DNow (xx0232@1)I party all night and I sleep all day.

GI (320003@1)met this chick, she was my number one fan.

She took me home to meet her mommy and dad.
CThey (x32010@1)took one look at me and said "Oh my god",
Dget (xx0232@1)a haircut and get a real job.

GGet (320003@1)a haircut and get a real job.

Clean your act up and don't be a slob.
CGet (x32010@1)it together like your big brother Bob.
              D (xx0232@1)                          G (320003@1)
Why don't you get a haircut and get a real job.
                                         CGet (x32010@1)a real job, why don't you get a real job.
           D (xx0232@1)                           G (320003@1)  GC DGet (xx0232@1)a real job, why don't you get a real job.

GI (320003@1)hit the big time with my rock-n-roll band,

the future's brighter now then I'd ever planned.
CI'm (x32010@1)ten times richer than my big brother Bob.
     DHe's (xx0232@1)got a haircut and he's got a real job.

GGet (320003@1)a haircut and get a real job.

Clean your act up and don't be a slob.
CGet (x32010@1)it together like your big brother Bob.
              D (xx0232@1)                          G (320003@1)
Why don't you get a haircut and get a real job.
                                         CGet (x32010@1)a real job, why don't you get a real job.
           D (xx0232@1)                           G (320003@1)  GC DG CD GC DG
Get a real job, why don't you get a real job.

Enjoy!