Am (x02210@1)             G (320003@1)              F (133211@1)          EMy (022100@1)girl went to the doctor cause her heart had palpitations
        Am (x02210@1)              G (320003@1)               F (133211@1)           EHe (022100@1)said cut the carbs, or else she'd end up pushing up carnations
    Am (x02210@1)              G (320003@1)           F (133211@1)              EShe (022100@1)stepped up on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh Lordy"
   Am (x02210@1)             G (320003@1)                  F (133211@1)              EIf (022100@1)you don't drop a few, girl, you won't make it past age forty

EMy (022100@1)girl said, "Hey lookie, on my fancy x-ray chart"
E (022100@1) Said the doctor, "Holy hell that's one G.D. big ass heart"

Am (x02210@1)          G (320003@1)         F (133211@1)          E (022100@1)          AmI'm (x02210@1)telling you my friend, my girl's got a big ass heart
Am (x02210@1)                G (320003@1)            F (133211@1)            E (022100@1)       Am (x02210@1)When she shops for groceries that heart gets its own damn cart
Am (x02210@1)          G (320003@1)       F (133211@1)               E (022100@1)                   F (133211@1)That big ass heart can pump two tons of love through her chest
F (133211@1)                          G (320003@1)                   Am (x02210@1)And then sit down and win a lovin' pie-eating contest

Am (x02210@1)         G (320003@1)              F (133211@1)             E (022100@1)      Am (x02210@1)I love that big ass heart so much I think it isn't fair
Am (x02210@1)           G (320003@1)                F (133211@1)               E (022100@1)         Am (x02210@1)Like how your heart won't pay me back for breaking all my chairs
Am (x02210@1)          G (320003@1)              F (133211@1)              E (022100@1)So sick with love I think I'm coming down with rickets
F (133211@1)                           G (320003@1)                         Am (x02210@1)   G (320003@1)   F (133211@1) EWhen (022100@1)that big ass heart flies coach it has to pay for two plane tickets

E (022100@1)      Am (x02210@1)    GOh, (320003@1)that big ass heart
F (133211@1)       E (022100@1)    AmOh, (x02210@1)that big ass heart