Sounds best with a capo on 3rd, like the original.

spoken:
G (320003@1)    "Hey Janet!" "Yes, Brad?" "I've got something to say."
          Bm (x24432@1)                                            C"Uh (x32010@1)huh?"    "I really loved the skilful way, you beat the other girls
               D (xx0232@1)                      D7to (xx0212@1)the bride's bouquet."  "Oh, Brad!"
 
Finn/Brad:
G (320003@1)                                 EmThe (022000@1)river was deep but I swam it, (Janet)
G (320003@1)                                     EmThe (022000@1)future is ours, so let's plan it, (Janet)
G (320003@1)                                  EmSo (022000@1)please don't tell me to can it, (Janet)
G (320003@1)                              Em (022000@1)       C (x32010@1)  D (xx0232@1)    D7I've (xx0212@1)one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet, I love you.

G (320003@1)                               Em (022000@1)The road was long but I ran it, (Janet)
G (320003@1)                                          EmThere's (022000@1)a fire in my heart and you fan it, (Janet)
G (320003@1)                                         EmIf (022000@1)there's one fool for you then I am it, (Janet)
G (320003@1)                              Em (022000@1)       C (x32010@1)  D (xx0232@1)     D7I've (xx0212@1)one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet, I love you.

C (x32010@1)                D (xx0232@1)               G (320003@1)   G7Here's (320001@1)the ring to prove that I'm no joker,
C (x32010@1)                     D (xx0232@1)      G (320003@1)  G7There's (320001@1)three ways that love can grow.
C (x32010@1)          D (xx0232@1)     G (320003@1)     EmThat's (022000@1)good, bad, or mediocre,
C (x32010@1)              D (xx0232@1)         D7Oh, (xx0212@1)J-A-N-E-T, I love you so!
 
Rachel/Janet:
G (320003@1)                                      EmOh, (022000@1)it's nicer than Betty Munroe had, (oh Brad)
G (320003@1)                                   EmNow (022000@1)we're engaged and I'm so glad, (oh Brad)
G (320003@1)                                     EmThat (022000@1)you've met Mom and you know Dad, (oh Brad)
G (320003@1)                              Em (022000@1)      C (x32010@1)      D (xx0232@1)      G7I've (320001@1)one thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad, for you, too.
 
R/J:
C (x32010@1)   DOh, (xx0232@1)Brad!

F/B:
G (320003@1)       G7Oh, (320001@1)damn it!

R/J:
C (x32010@1)    DI'm (xx0232@1)mad!

F/B:
G (320003@1)      G7Oh, (320001@1)Janet!

R/J:
C (x32010@1)   DFor (xx0232@1)you!

F/B:
G (320003@1)                EmI (022000@1)love you too..ooh..oohoh!

Both:
C (x32010@1)                        D (xx0232@1)       D7There's (xx0212@1)one thing left to do, hoo-hoo!
 
Finn/Brad:
G (320003@1)                                       EmAnd (022000@1)that's go see the man who began it, (Janet)
G (320003@1)                                   EmWhen (022000@1)we met in his science exam-it, (Janet)
G (320003@1)                                         EmMade (022000@1)me give you the eye and then panic, (Janet)
G (320003@1)                                  Em (022000@1)     C (x32010@1)    D (xx0232@1)         D7Now (xx0212@1)I've one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet, I love you!

F/B:
CDamn (x32010@1)it, Janet.
R/J:
D (xx0232@1)        C (x32010@1)    DOh, (xx0232@1)Brad, I'm mad!
F/B:
CDamn (x32010@1)it, Janet.
BOTH:
D (xx0232@1)        GI (320003@1)love you!