E B7 E B7 (faster) E B7 E B7 E B7 E B7
(no chord)                   EB7 EB7 (faster) EB7 EB7 EB7 EB7
Jesus Christ - come on down!
       E (022100@1)           B7 (x21202@1)           E (022100@1)           B7If (x21202@1)you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow
         E (022100@1)              B7You (x21202@1)need butter, milk and cheese
       E (022100@1)         B7 (x21202@1)      EB7 EB7
And an equilateral chainsaw.
E (022100@1)       B7 (x21202@1)          E (022100@1)  B7E             B7 (x21202@1)           E (022100@1)  B7In (x21202@1)debt I owe someone a fiver; maybe I should try my hand at drag
E (022100@1)            B7 (x21202@1)            E (022100@1)    B7James (x21202@1)Dean was just a careless driver
    E (022100@1)        B7 (x21202@1)           E (022100@1)   B7E B7E B7E BAnd (x2444x@1)Marilyn Monroe was just a slag.
E (022100@1)              B7 (x21202@1)          E99% (022100@1)of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E (022100@1)              B7 (x21202@1)          E99% (022100@1)of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E (022100@1)              B7 (x21202@1)          E99% (022100@1)of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E (022100@1)              B7 (x21202@1)          E (022100@1)  B7E B7E B7E B799% (x21202@1)of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.
E (022100@1)        B7 (x21202@1)            E (022100@1)            B7Mary (x21202@1)had a little lamb the doctors were astounded
E (022100@1)            B7 (x21202@1)      E (022100@1)          B7 (x21202@1)    EB7 EB7
Everywhere she went gynaecologists surrounded.
             E (022100@1)             B7 (x21202@1)              E (022100@1)          B7They've (x21202@1)been cooking on Blue Peter now they're sampling the dishes
         E (022100@1)             B7'I (x21202@1)don't normally like tomatoes John
    E (022100@1)        B7 (x21202@1)     EB7 EB7 EB7 EB
But this is delicious'.
E (022100@1)              B7 (x21202@1)          E99% (022100@1)of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E (022100@1)              B7 (x21202@1)          E99% (022100@1)of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E (022100@1)              B7 (x21202@1)          E99% (022100@1)of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E (022100@1)              B7 (x21202@1)          E (022100@1)    GD7 GD7 GD7 GD7
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.
    G (320003@1)          D7 (xx0212@1)         G (320003@1)      D7 (xx0212@1)GThe (320003@1)son of Jimmy Clitheroe is shouting out -
D7 (xx0212@1)           G (320003@1)    D7G D7G D7G D7 (xx0212@1)EB7 EB7 EB7 EB7
'Where's my Fiorucci?'--------------
        E (022100@1)          B7 (x21202@1)            E (022100@1)             B7Now (x21202@1)the Krona rumour spread but they didn't tell the bread
        E (022100@1)      B7 (x21202@1)            E (022100@1)   B7E B7Did (x21202@1)you honestly think that they would?
       E (022100@1)          B7 (x21202@1)     E (022100@1)        B7And (x21202@1)if eight out of ten cats all prefer Whiskers
       E (022100@1)          B7 (x21202@1)       E (022100@1)   B7E B7E B7E BDo (x2444x@1)the other two prefer Lesley Judd?
E (022100@1)              B7 (x21202@1)          E99% (022100@1)of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E (022100@1)              B7 (x21202@1)          E99% (022100@1)of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E (022100@1)              B7 (x21202@1)          E99% (022100@1)of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
E (022100@1)              B7(slower)    E99% (022100@1)of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.