G (320003@1)                                             (Intro GC7 GD7 GD7) (320003@1)I woke up about eleven with hair like Brian May
       C7 (x32310@1)                                       GI (320003@1)woke up about eleven (ooh) with hair like Brian May
       D7 (xx0212@1)                                 G (320003@1)    D7I'm (xx0212@1)supposed to be the hardest man on the estate.
          GI'm (320003@1)gonna go down to the river, the one that they call the Dee
          C7 (x32310@1)                                                     GI'm (320003@1)gonna go down to the river (ooh), that old snake they call the Dee
D7 (xx0212@1)                                                     G (320003@1)   D7Lord (xx0212@1)you gotta let me drown so those ringlets they won't see.
      C (x32010@1)           D (xx0232@1)  C (x32010@1)                 DOh, (xx0232@1)I need this situation about as much as I need
    C (x32010@1)              D (xx0232@1)           G (320003@1)    (inst. D7G C7G D7G D7G D7)
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          GI (320003@1)haven't got a balaclava and my good girl, she's got no snood
          C7 (x32310@1)                                             GI (320003@1)haven't got a balaclava (ooh), and my good girl's got no snood
           D7 (xx0212@1)                                G (320003@1)   D7I (xx0212@1)take the 20.40 boxcar - the one that goes to Bude.
  GI (320003@1)take my rope down to the crossroads to bring my poor heart ease

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          C7 (x32310@1)                                               GI (320003@1)hang my rope down at the crossroads to bring my poor heart ease
            D7 (xx0212@1)                                             G (320003@1)    D7Oh, (xx0212@1)but the devil's built a bypass - chopped down all of the trees.
    C (x32010@1)          D (xx0232@1)   C (x32010@1)                 DAnd (xx0232@1)hey I need a bypass about as much as I need
    C (x32010@1)              D (xx0232@1)           G (320003@1)     D7G
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