E (022100@1)                         B (x2444x@1)               EAs (022100@1)I camped out one evening to take the midnight air
                               A (x02220@1)            BI (x2444x@1)heard a maiden grieving from somewhere over there
    A (x02220@1)           E (022100@1)           A (x02220@1)              EWho (022100@1)is it you are mourning; for whom do you wear grey?
    A (x02220@1)             E (022100@1)        F# (244322@1)              B7She (x21202@1)said I pine for no one - I just can't pay my way.
     A (x02220@1)                  E (022100@1)       B (x2444x@1)          EEver (022100@1)since the chattering classes invaded Hebden Bridge
    A (x02220@1)                 E (022100@1)                F# (244322@1)                BAnd (x2444x@1)priced the likes of me and mine to the pots of the Pennine Ridge
   A (x02220@1)                    E (022100@1)                A (x02220@1)           ETo (022100@1)South East Wales I was forced to flee and now I have no job
                       A (x02220@1)        B7 (x21202@1)                   EThat's (022100@1)why tonight I'm sitting on top of Lord Hereford's Knob.

B (x2444x@1)              EFor (022100@1)you I'd waive expenses to try and help you out
                               A (x02220@1)            BFor (x2444x@1)your beauty influences the landscape hereabouts
     A (x02220@1)                E (022100@1)             A (x02220@1)                 ELook (022100@1)up my betrothed at Three Cocks; be sure she'll see you right
      A (x02220@1)        E (022100@1)           F# (244322@1)              B7While (x21202@1)I go up to Yorkshire and there avenge your plight.
     A (x02220@1)                    E (022100@1)               B (x2444x@1)                   ESoon (022100@1)reports were filtering through to me the pair were drowning in bliss
  A (x02220@1)                 E (022100@1)          F# (244322@1)              BI (x2444x@1)can't recall having ever been cuckolded quite like this
  A (x02220@1)            E (022100@1)                AI (x02220@1)gave up hope ironically for Lent,
     E (022100@1)                A (x02220@1)       B7 (x21202@1)                 ECome (022100@1)see me living in a bivvie if you're ever up Pen-Y-Ghent.

B (x2444x@1)           EAlthough (022100@1)upon reflection I've been a trifle green
                                A (x02220@1)               BI (x2444x@1)still think with affection on everything that's been
      A (x02220@1)              E (022100@1)      A (x02220@1)                   ESo (022100@1)prepare that fatted calf and string up the bunting gay
     A (x02220@1)             E (022100@1)          F# (244322@1)          B7Your (x21202@1)brisk and bonny ploughboy is coming home today.
      E (022100@1)                       B (x2444x@1)                    E (022100@1)   B7And (x21202@1)tonight he'll be sitting on top of Lord Hereford's Knob.
  E (022100@1)                       B (x2444x@1)                    E (022100@1)   B7Tonight (x21202@1)he'll be sitting on top of Lord Hereford's Knob.

E (022100@1)                     BOn (x2444x@1)touching the trig point I found my thrill
       E (022100@1)                             BTo (x2444x@1)the east Brokeback Mountain, to the west Benny Hill
     E (022100@1)                         BI'll (x2444x@1)give you the grid ref - you might like to go:
E (022100@1)  BSO2 (x2444x@1)24350.
E (022100@1)                         B (x2444x@1)   
Could this be heaven, would that be the Severn?
E (022100@1)                    BTwampa, (x2444x@1)Twampa, you're gonna need a jumper,
   E (022100@1)                  B (x2444x@1)                    E (022100@1)    B7It (x21202@1)gets a bit chilly on top of Lord Hereford's Knob.
  E (022100@1)                       B (x2444x@1)                    ETonight (022100@1)he'll be sitting on top of Lord Hereford's Knob.
B7 (x21202@1)                       EAll (022100@1)of our songs sound the same;
                            B7 (x21202@1)                   ETonight (022100@1)he'll be sitting on top of Lord Hereford's Knob.
    B7 (x21202@1)                  EI'm (022100@1)keeping two chevrons apart;
                            B7 (x21202@1)                   ETonight (022100@1)he'll be sitting on top of Lord Hereford's Knob.
           B7 (x21202@1)                EYou're (022100@1)the reason why paradise lost;
                            B7 (x21202@1)                   ETonight (022100@1)he'll be sitting on top of Lord Hereford's Knob.