(Intro: D A D A Bm G D A D A)
D (xx0232@1)           A (x02220@1)         D (xx0232@1)              AIf (x02220@1)I had agoraphobia, and if I had claustrophobia
Bm (x24432@1)              G (320003@1)   D (xx0232@1)               A (x02220@1)   D (xx0232@1)           ATrapped (x02220@1)inside my porch - things would be bleak, especially midweek.
D (xx0232@1)                       A (x02220@1)   
Your weird dreams don't impress in any way;
   D (xx0232@1)                        AIn (x02220@1)dreams weird things are mundane and everyday
Bm (x24432@1)                GD         A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1)                  AStrange (x02220@1)to me would be buying a loaf and coming straight home.
BmTry (x24432@1)and get your arse downtown next week
                                          G (320003@1)        AI'm (x02220@1)gonna prove once and for all to the LTA, hey hey hey.
BmThat (x24432@1)Tim and Greg are not golden boys they are in fact automatons
                        G (320003@1)                   AI've (x02220@1)seen the chips and wires and the circuit boards.
     D (xx0232@1)                       A'The (x02220@1)reservoirs are colder and deeper than you think'
     D (xx0232@1)                                  AWell (x02220@1)stop, wait a minute Mr Spokesman you don't know what I think
Bm (x24432@1)          G (320003@1)                   DIs (xx0232@1)your lake about - now let's see - 
                A (x02220@1) D (xx0232@1)           A (x02220@1)DA                 D (xx0232@1)     AA (x02220@1)hundred miles deep and ninety below  and is it home to sharks?
     Bm (x24432@1)                                             G (320003@1)   
It's gonna end up with the storming of a brothel in Palermo
D (xx0232@1)          A (x02220@1)D (xx0232@1)         A (x02220@1)   DSniffer (xx0232@1)dogs in flourescent bibs.
A (x02220@1)                     D (xx0232@1)   A (x02220@1)                    D (xx0232@1)     AI've (x02220@1)seen the chips and wires; I've seen the circuit boards
                        D (xx0232@1)   A (x02220@1)                    DI've (xx0232@1)seen the chips and wires; I've seen the circuit boards
                        AThis (x02220@1)is me pleading for some civic pride;
D (xx0232@1)                     AUse (x02220@1)it or lose it - the Park & Ride
D (xx0232@1)               ATwin (x02220@1)town said we just weren't cool
   D (xx0232@1)                  ASo (x02220@1)now we got a suicide pact with Goole.
                      D (xx0232@1)    AI've (x02220@1)seen the circuit boards
                        D (xx0232@1)   A (x02220@1)                    DI've (xx0232@1)seen the chips and wires; I've seen the circuit boards.  (fade)