COD LIVER OIL AND ORANGE JUICE As sung by Hamish Imlach Put together by D Chisholm Capo on 3rd [1] = an approximation. If you're looking for a lumber (or a "bag-off"), you're out for the night hoping to hook up with a member off the opposite sex with a view to having a (often temporary) sexual liaison. [2] = dunny: a passage or basement in a tenement building. [3] = cludgie: an outside toilet in a tenement building EM.EM6,C G B7 [A] [EM] [A] [EM] 1) EM CG EM Well, oot of the east, there came a hard man, CC GOhhoohh, (320003@1)all the way from Brigton EM EM GAhhahh, (320003@1)glory hallelujah, G (320003@1) B7 (x21202@1) EM Cod liver oil and the orange juice. 2) EM C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) EM Well, he went intae a pub and he come oot paralytic, C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1)Ohhoohh, VP and cider, EM EM GAahhahh, (320003@1)what a hell of a mixture, G (320003@1) B7 (x21202@1) EM Cod liver oil and the orange juice. 'Sex rears its ugly head now!" 3) EM C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) EM Does this bus go to the Danister Parlae C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) GOhhoohh, (320003@1)I'm lookin' for a lumber, EM EM GAhhahh, (320003@1)glory hallelujah, G (320003@1) B7 (x21202@1) EM Cod liver oil and the orange juice. "Eyes up the talent, and lo, and behold..." 4) EM C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) EM In the dancin' he met Hairy Mary, C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) GOhhohh, (320003@1)the flo(w)er o' the Gorbels, EM EM GAhhahh, (320003@1)glory hallelujah, G (320003@1) B7 (x21202@1) EM Cod liver oil and the orange juice. Spoken: "He chats her up.." 5) EM C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) EM "Ah, noo, Mary, are ye dancin'?" C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) G"Oh, (320003@1)no, it's jest the way I'm standin'" EM EM GAhhahh, (320003@1)glory hallelujah, G (320003@1) B7 (x21202@1) EM Cod liver oil and the orange juice. "Rebuffed!" 6) EM C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) EM "Well, then, Mary, you're one in a million", C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1)"Ohhohh, so's yer chances!" EM EM GAhhahh, (320003@1)glory hallelujah, G (320003@1)B7 (x21202@1) EM Cod liver oil and the orange juice. "Rebuffed again!" 7) EM C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) EM "Well, then, Mary, can I run ye hame? C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1)Ohhoohh, I've got a pair of sandshoes EM EM GAahhaahh," (320003@1)yer hell of a funny..." G (320003@1) B7 (x21202@1) EM Cod liver oil and the orange juice. "Never say die; sways aboot non-chalantly pickin' his nails wi' 'is bayonet; an 'e knocks 'er off!..." 8) EM C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) EM Well, doon through the back close, and intae the dunny, C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1)Ohhoohh, it wasnae for the first time, EM EM GAhhahh, (320003@1)glory hallelujah, G (320003@1) B7 (x21202@1) EM Cod liver oil and the orange juice. 9) EM C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) EM Then oot came her mammy, she was goin' tae the cludgie C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1)Ohhoohh, I half-buggered off Sharpish EM EM GAhhahh, (320003@1)glory hallelujah, G (320003@1)B7 (x21202@1) EM Cod liver oil and the orange juice.   10) EM C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) EM Noo Hairy Mary's lookin' for her hard man C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1)Ohhoohh, he's joined the Foreign Legion EM EM GAahhaahh, (320003@1)Sahara under a camel G (320003@1)B7 (x21202@1) EM Cod liver oil and the orange juice 11) EM C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) EM Then Hairy Mary had a little baby, C (x32010@1) C (x32010@1) G (320003@1)Ohhoohh, his father's in the army, EM EM GAahhaahh, (320003@1)glory hallelujah, G (320003@1)B7 (x21202@1) EM Cod liver oil and the orange juice. Hmm... Those chords don't do it from me... I played along with my copy of Hamish' version, and came up with these. For the talking bits, alternate between [Em] and [A]. Mr. Imlach only needs one [A] but I cannae talk that fast... http://www.myspace.com/lookinforalumber http://www.theballadeers.com/scots/hi_01.htm