E (022100@1)                    B (x2444x@1)   A (x02220@1)I'd like to do some calculations

E (022100@1)                                       B (x2444x@1)  A (x02220@1)In the hopes that I'll come to some realizations.

C#m (x13321@4)My mind is not what it used to be,

B (x2444x@1)That certainly isn't news to me,

C#m (x13321@4)But I want to know how my life was spent

A (x02220@1)         B (x2444x@1)Now that I know that I'm near the end.

E (022100@1)                         B (x2444x@1)           A (x02220@1)So I add, subtract, multiply, and divide

E (022100@1)                                 B (x2444x@1)              A (x02220@1)To try and figure out what I did with my life.

E (022100@1)                 B (x2444x@1)             E (022100@1)I spent twenty-seven years in my bed,

E (022100@1)                 B (x2444x@1)                 A (x02220@1)                  E (022100@1)And there's not much that I would've preferred to do instead.

E (022100@1)            B (x2444x@1)                E (022100@1)           B (x2444x@1)I spent two years chewing, and six months wooing,

E (022100@1)                  B (x2444x@1)                 E (022100@1)           B (x2444x@1)And, I'm sure you're curious, almost three years pooing.

C#m (x13321@4)I spent twenty-five years working for a guy,

B (x2444x@1)That I wanted to kill when I didn't want to die,

A (x02220@1)But I spent fifty-seven years loving you my friend,

E (022100@1)                      A (x02220@1)     B (x2444x@1)     E (022100@1)So I guess it all makes sense at the end.

E (022100@1)                              B (x2444x@1)      A (x02220@1)I spent nearly a full year masturbating,

E (022100@1)                                 B (x2444x@1)    A (x02220@1)Second only to the year we spent copulating.

C#m (x13321@4)I know you're not a fan of this vulgarity,

B (x2444x@1)But completeness is important for full clarity.

C#m (x13321@4)I spent more than seven years watching television,

A (x02220@1)       B (x2444x@1)And how could I not regret that decision,

E (022100@1)                                        A (x02220@1)            B (x2444x@1)But I don't think that I'll ever know how much time,

E (022100@1)                                    A (x02220@1)           B (x2444x@1)I did or didn't spend lookin' into your eyes.

E (022100@1)                 B (x2444x@1)             E (022100@1)I spent twenty-seven years in my bed,

E (022100@1)                 B (x2444x@1)                 A (x02220@1)                  E (022100@1)And there's not much that I would've preferred to do instead.

E (022100@1)            B (x2444x@1)                E (022100@1)           B (x2444x@1)I spent two years chewing, and six months wooing,

E (022100@1)                  B (x2444x@1)                 E (022100@1)           B (x2444x@1)And, I'm sure you're curious, almost three years pooing.

C#m (x13321@4)I spent twenty-five years working for a guy,

B (x2444x@1)That I wanted to kill when I didn't want to die,

A (x02220@1)But I spent fifty-seven years loving you my friend,

E (022100@1)                      A (x02220@1)     B (x2444x@1)     E (022100@1)So I guess it all makes sense at the end.

E (022100@1)                                   B (x2444x@1)                A (x02220@1)I've never known any way but numbers and sums

E (022100@1)                                           B (x2444x@1)        A (x02220@1)To understand what we are and what we have become,

C#m (x13321@4)But like numbers are perfect, that's how this has been for me,

B (x2444x@1)And I hope that I still give you everything you need.

C#m (x13321@4)Eighty years alive and four eating food.

A (x02220@1)            B (x2444x@1)Five reading books and fifty-seven with you.

E (022100@1)                           A (x02220@1)          B (x2444x@1)Two eyes, one nose, one smile, one life.

E (022100@1)                         A (x02220@1)               B (x2444x@1)It somehow isn't ever quite enough time.

E (022100@1)                 B (x2444x@1)             E (022100@1)I spent twenty-seven years in my bed,

E (022100@1)                 B (x2444x@1)                 A (x02220@1)                  E (022100@1)And there's not much that I would've preferred to do instead.

E (022100@1)            B (x2444x@1)                E (022100@1)           B (x2444x@1)I spent two years chewing, and six months wooing,

E (022100@1)                  B (x2444x@1)                 E (022100@1)           B (x2444x@1)And, I'm sure you're curious, almost three years pooing.

C#m (x13321@4)I spent twenty-five years working for a guy,

B (x2444x@1)That I wanted to kill when I didn't want to die,

A (x02220@1)But I spent fifty-seven years loving you my friend,

E (022100@1)                      A (x02220@1)     B (x2444x@1)     E (022100@1)So I guess it all makes sense at the end.

E (022100@1)                      A (x02220@1)     B (x2444x@1)     E (022100@1)Oh, I guess it all makes sense at the end.

E (022100@1)                      A (x02220@1)     B (x2444x@1)     E (022100@1)Yeah, I guess it all makes sense at the end.