This is a song that Hank Green, one half of the "vlogbrothers", wrote while
he was on his "This Machine Pwns n00bs Tour" to go out promote his album 
"This Machine Pwns n00bs", and he does this by playing his signature 
acoustic guitar with the words, what else, "This Machine Pwns n00bs" on the 
body. It's a song about this nerdy folky musician and his journey on the road. 
It's really a catchy tune and it will more than likely get stuck in your head 
for some time. If you have any problems with the timing and Hanks spazztic 
strumming patterns, just listen to the song or watch his Youtube video at:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkrvsTVeUEo

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a comment.

Standard Tuning

Capo 3rd fret

Intro:

C (Strum down once)

Verse 1:

     C (x32010@1)             Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)  CWell (x32010@1)I don't want to be a big star
         C (x32010@1)          Famj7                             CAnd (x32010@1)I've never really been a fan of folks who just want to go far
      G (320003@1)                     Fmaj7But (1x3210@1)I do like to play on this guitar
    G (320003@1)                                Fmaj7And (1x3210@1)write these stupid songs in rental cars

Verse 2:

        C (x32010@1)        Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)CNow (x32010@1)I'm headin' to Los    Angeles
                          G (320003@1)          CAnd (x32010@1)I can't stop though I really gotta piss
                                   Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)   C'Cause (x32010@1)I'm late for the show gotta go, gotta go
                                    G (320003@1)            CPut (x32010@1)the pedal top the metal and I'm burnin' up the road

Pre-chorus 1:

      G (320003@1)                            Fmaj7And (1x3210@1)I get there with five minutes to spare
        G (320003@1)                        Fmaj7And (1x3210@1)the people there don't seem to care
      C (x32010@1)                        Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)      GAnd (320003@1)I strap on my guitar and get ready to cut loose
  C (x32010@1)        Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)                             GI (320003@1)hope these people think that this machine pwns n00bs

Chorus:

           C (x32010@1)             Fmaj7I't (1x3210@1)like a hedgehog with a flat can
      C (x32010@1)      Fma7And (1x3210@1)a star for Mario
       C (x32010@1)        Fmaj7Or (1x3210@1)the big dot in Pac-Man
       C (x32010@1)    Fmaj7Or (1x3210@1)the Konami code

And it makes me feel invincible 

When I'm up there on that stage
    CThe (x32010@1)final boss has been destroyed

Long-distance or close-range
            GIt's (320003@1)like a super sniping shotgun

And it's body armor too

And I hope everyone agrees
     Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)           GThat (320003@1)this machine pwns n00bs

Verse 3:

       C (x32010@1)                 Fmaj7 (1x3210@1) CI (x32010@1)just finished my show in Phoenix A Z
                       G (320003@1)     CGod (x32010@1)damnit if I didn't lose my keys
                                      Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)CAnd (x32010@1)the Nerd Fighters there all wanna hang   out
                          G (320003@1)  CAnd (x32010@1)go to Yogurt Land and In-N-Out

Pre-chorus 2:

G (320003@1)                                  Fmaj7But (1x3210@1)we have to wait there on the sidewalk
G (320003@1)                     Fmaj7Eating (1x3210@1)pizza with First Officer Spock
    C (x32010@1)              Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)   GAnd (320003@1)now that they've been introduced
  C (x32010@1)                  Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)           GI (320003@1)hope they agree that this machine pwns n00bs

Chorus:

           C (x32010@1)             Fmaj7I't (1x3210@1)like a hedgehog with a flat can
      C (x32010@1)      Fma7And (1x3210@1)a star for Mario
       C (x32010@1)        Fmaj7Or (1x3210@1)the big dot in Pac-Man
       C (x32010@1)    Fmaj7Or (1x3210@1)the Konami code

And it makes me feel invincible 

When I'm up there on that stage
    CThe (x32010@1)level boss has been destroyed

Long-distance or close-range
            GIt's (320003@1)like a super sniping shotgun

And it's body armor too

And I hope everyone agrees
     Fmaj7 (1x3210@1)           G (320003@1)     Fmaj7 (1x3210@1) CThat (x32010@1)this machine pwns n00bs___________

And that should be that for This Machine Pwns n00bs by the always funny and
proud to be nerdy Hank Green. And remember, when you've made your final
judgement on the tab, please rate and/or leave a comment. And feel free to 
stop by my profile and check out some of my other tabs as well. And feel free
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with other UG users about anything music.

-I hope you enjoy; my little droogies.