I'm in love with this song.. and the tab i found around here didn't sound entirely
to me, so I tried to get it a bit better!
Just enjoy listening to Hefner.. they're purely genious.

G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)Am (x02210@1)Em (022000@1)
G (320003@1)                                              DI (xx0232@1)had her on the carpet twisting and squirming about,
                          AmTrying (x02210@1)to guess what she needs,
                          EmTrying (022000@1)to guess what the fuss was about.

G (320003@1)                                         DShe (xx0232@1)had a conscience that surely did need pricking,
                       Am (x02210@1)                         EmI (022000@1)was there for the picking as she would soon find out.

G (320003@1)                                 BmThe (x24432@1)Greedy Ugly People are not like us,
                     Fm (133111@1)                      GThey (320003@1)don't feel the love that she and I would die without.


G (320003@1)                                                DI (xx0232@1)had her on a chair in the middle of the living room,
                           Am (x02210@1)                         EmAnd (022000@1)then we went to the bedroom, where we were making spoons.

G (320003@1)                                         DWhen (xx0232@1)we went out she started clicking her heels,
                       Am (x02210@1)                                EmShe (022000@1)started sticking her chest out, cause she was starting to feel.


G (320003@1)                                 BmThe (x24432@1)Greedy Ugly People are not like us,
                     Fm (133111@1)                      GThey (320003@1)don't feel the love that she and I would die without.


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G (320003@1)                 Bm (x24432@1)                 FmLove (133111@1)don't stop no war, don't stop no cancer,
              GIt (320003@1)stops my heart.


Enjoy..
with love, fishengender.
xxx