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This isn't the exact the way the song is played but I think it's pretty damn close.  


INTRO

C (x32010@1) G (320003@1) AmF   G (320003@1)Verse 1

          C (x32010@1)     G (320003@1)      AmThey (x02210@1)said our relationship wouldn't work
           F (133211@1)          GCause (320003@1)your IQ is 50 and I eat dirt
      C (x32010@1)   G (320003@1)      AmWe're (x02210@1)not a romantic comedy
        F (133211@1)               GWe're (320003@1)a mentally retarded love story

   F (133211@1)                  GSo (320003@1)grab your walker and come with me
      C (x32010@1)     G (320003@1)            AmWe'll (x02210@1)eat red jello with the lunch lady
      F (133211@1)                G (320003@1)We'll make wedding bands with macaroni 
          F (133211@1)      G (320003@1)         CG AmF GWell (320003@1)were mentally retarded in love

     C (x32010@1)     G (320003@1)        AmWell (x02210@1)when we drool it's kind of cool
      F (133211@1)                       GWell (320003@1)we'll ride the short bus on the way to school
         C (x32010@1)             G (320003@1)              AmWell (x02210@1)the government will help us and your mom will too
     F (133211@1)                        GWell (320003@1)my grandma's got an apartment behind her pool

   F (133211@1)                  GSo (320003@1)grab your walker and come with me
      C (x32010@1)     G (320003@1)            AmWe'll (x02210@1)eat red jello with the lunch lady
      F (133211@1)                G (320003@1)We'll make wedding bands with macaroni 
          F (133211@1)      G (320003@1)         CG AmWell (x02210@1)were mentally retarded in love
          F (133211@1)      G (320003@1)         CG AmWell (x02210@1)were mentally retarded in love


           F (133211@1)      GWell (320003@1)we're mentally retarded
           F (133211@1)          G (320003@1)
Well we're so damn darn retarded
           F (133211@1)         G (320003@1)         CG AmWell (x02210@1)we're bu, bu, bu, retarded in love