[intro: capo 1]

Am (x02210@1)  F (133211@1)  (x2)

[capo 3]

Em (022000@1)C (x32010@1)Dsus4 (xx0233@1)D (xx0232@1)  )
                   ) (x2)
Em (022000@1)C (x32010@1)D (xx0232@1)         )

EmC       Dsus4D
Education, micro-managed.
EmC      DMBA: (xx0232@1)a doddle mastered.
Em (022000@1) C (x32010@1)    Dsus4 (xx0233@1)DCity-bound, (xx0232@1)Canary Wharf.
  Em (022000@1)  C (x32010@1)           DA (xx0232@1)cushy number, fluky bastard.
       C (x32010@1)         D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1)   C (x32010@1)          D (xx0232@1)              BBanker (x2444x@1)bets and banker wins, never missed yet, for all his sins.

Em (022000@1)C (x32010@1)Dsus4 (xx0233@1)D (xx0232@1)  )
                   )
Em (022000@1)C (x32010@1)D (xx0232@1)         )

Em (022000@1)         C (x32010@1)       Dsus4D
Hedge funds, wraps and equities.
Em (022000@1)     C (x32010@1)               DLackeys, (xx0232@1)aides in fierce attendance.
Em (022000@1)       C (x32010@1)      Dsus4 (xx0233@1)   DTrusts (xx0232@1)and gilts, reserve currencies.
Em (022000@1)   C (x32010@1)          DLiquid (xx0232@1)gold in safe ascendance.
       C (x32010@1)         D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1)   C (x32010@1)          D (xx0232@1)              BBanker (x2444x@1)bets and banker wins, never missed yet, for all his sins.

Em (022000@1)C (x32010@1)Dsus4 (xx0233@1)D (xx0232@1)  )
                   ) (x2)
Em (022000@1)C (x32010@1)D (xx0232@1)         )

AmTreat (x02210@1)myself to quality time,
Ctest (x32010@1)a porsche and snort a line,
       D (xx0232@1)       Em (022000@1)C (x32010@1)Dsus4 (xx0233@1) Deat (xx0232@1)Hermione for lunch.
DSet (xx0232@1)that glum PA a-jumping,
Em/B?                                         Bbook (x2444x@1)front-row tickets for something after we munch.

Em (022000@1)C (x32010@1)Dsus4 (xx0233@1)D (xx0232@1)  )
                   ) (x4)
Em (022000@1)C (x32010@1)D (xx0232@1)         )

Fast-tracked futures, hard-nut traders.
Feeding frenzy, pigs a-troughing.
Fuelled by forecasts, and hot share options.
Big fat bonus in the offing.

Draconian calls for regulation
are drowned in latte with Starbucks muffin.
Mortgage melt-down: non est mea culpa.
Threatened exit, stage left, laughing....
Banker bets and banker wins, never missed yet, for all his sins.