Intro: B5 A5 Ab5 G5 Bb5 A5

Verse:
G (320003@1)             DWith (xx0232@1)my pen and paper
Em (022000@1)               BmI (x24432@1)am sitting at my tabletop
    CAnd (x32010@1)once again
  D (xx0232@1)             G (320003@1)        DI (xx0232@1)think of riding Daphne.

G (320003@1)             DCherry (xx0232@1)lips and curvy hips
Em (022000@1)               BmAnd (x24432@1)bucking like a quarter-horse
C (x32010@1)              D (xx0232@1)             G (320003@1)        
I sit here and I think of riding Daphne.

Chorus:

BmC         GOoooh (320003@1)riding Daphne.
BmC         GOoooh (320003@1)riding Daphne.

Post Chorus:

B5I'll (x244xx@1)settle in
    A5Now (x022xx@1)strap me in
       Ab5 (133xxx@4)              G5You'll (355xxx@1)mount me with your bristley thighs
       Bb5You'll (x133xx@1)chafe me
           A5I'm (x022xx@1)riding Daphne.

Verse:

G (320003@1)              DOn (xx0232@1)her knees she gave a blow
Em (022000@1)                   BmLike (x24432@1)standing on fresh fallen snow
     C (x32010@1)              D (xx0232@1)          G (320003@1)       DBesmirching (xx0232@1)the sweet innocence of Daphne
G (320003@1)                   DIn (xx0232@1)her white coat and stethoscope
Em (022000@1)                 BmShe (x24432@1)came so hard she couldn't cope
C (x32010@1)                  DShe (xx0232@1)done it in front of her bloke
G (320003@1)          
Our Daphne.

Chorus:

BmC         GOoooh (320003@1)riding Daphne.
BmC         GOoooh (320003@1)riding Daphne.

Post Chorus:
     B5I'll (x244xx@1)settle in
    A5Now (x022xx@1)strap me in
       Ab5 (133xxx@4)              G5You'll (355xxx@1)bind me in with gaffer's tape
       Bb5You'll (x133xx@1)gaff me
           A5I'm (x022xx@1)riding Daphne.

Bridge:

CPlaying (x32010@1)doctor with my doctor mate
  GI (320003@1)think we could rocked her mate
DThanks (xx0232@1)for waiting patiently
EmAnd (022000@1)taking slobby dregs, mate
CHope (x32010@1)there's no hard feelings
         D (xx0232@1)           
'Bout my manhood on your leg.

Solo:

(rhythm guitar plays the same thing as in verse)

Verse:

G (320003@1)                      DShe (xx0232@1)took the Hippocratic oath
Em (022000@1)                BmShe (x24432@1)took my manhood in her throat
C (x32010@1)                    DShe (xx0232@1)knows the Heimlich she won't choke
G (320003@1)          DNot (xx0232@1)Daphne.

G (320003@1)                         DShe (xx0232@1)dropped her drawers and sat on me
Em (022000@1)                  BmWhile (x24432@1)watching Grey's Anatomy
C (x32010@1)                     DAnd (xx0232@1)checked my prostate glad for free
G (320003@1)            
Did Daphne.

Chorus:

BmC         GOoooh (320003@1)riding Daphne.
BmC         GOoooh (320003@1)riding Daphne.

Post Chorus:

B5I'll (x244xx@1)settle in
    A5Now (x022xx@1)strap me in
       Ab5 (133xxx@4)              G5You'll (355xxx@1)bind me in with gaffer's tape
       Bb5You'll (x133xx@1)gaff me
           A5I'm (x022xx@1)riding Daphne.

Chorus:

BmC         GOoooh (320003@1)riding Daphne.
BmC         GOoooh (320003@1)riding Daphne.