Forbidden Nectar
Written by Alphonso Cordoba
Performed by Jack Black and Mucho Macho Acapulco
Nacho Libre Soundtrack

Tabbed by Josh - pyroman_77@yahoo.com

This is without a doubt one of the funniest songs ever written.
It the last song on the movie during the end credits. It is in
the key of G, so a major pentatonic scale works pretty good for
the solos. I may make a power tab later, but this should do for
now.

Note: The G chord can be played in place of N.C.

Intro
C G Am D G

Verse 1
N.C.               C (x32010@1)     DWhen (xx0232@1)you notice my biceps,
                   GWith (320003@1)the eyes of a dove,
                     C (x32010@1)   DWith (xx0232@1)the breath of a lion,
                   GI (320003@1)will sing you my song.

Verse 2
N.C.         C (x32010@1)     DForget (xx0232@1)about Hector,
                       GHis (320003@1)mustache is like a girl,
                         C (x32010@1)   DI (xx0232@1)could rupture his intestine,
                       GWith (320003@1)the flexion of my thigh.

Chorus 1
N.C.                C (x32010@1)     DMy (xx0232@1)love is like the nectar,
                         G (320003@1)    BmEm
From a fruit which is forbidden,
                   C (x32010@1)     DAnd (xx0232@1)in my heart is hidden,
                  GThe (320003@1)message of my love.

Verse 3
N.C.                         C (x32010@1)       DWhen (xx0232@1)you perchance to see my haunches,
                         GLike (320003@1)a stallion they are tight,
                     C (x32010@1)      DWith (xx0232@1)the breath of a chicken,
                          GDark (320003@1)intruders take their flight.

Chorus 2
N.C.               C (x32010@1)       DMy (xx0232@1)love it will protect you,
                     G (320003@1)        BmEm
Like a vest of bulletproof-ness,
                   C (x32010@1)      DIn (xx0232@1)the wind I am a warrior,
                    GIn (320003@1)your arms I am a child.

Verse 4 (Spoken--listen to song for 
timing--same chords as other verses)

I see you at night you are so delicate
no one will touch you while I am watching.

Chorus 1
N.C.                C (x32010@1)     DMy (xx0232@1)love is like the nectar,
                         G (320003@1)    BmEm
From a fruit which is forbidden,
                   C (x32010@1)     DAnd (xx0232@1)in my heart is hidden,
                  GThe (320003@1)message of my love.

Outro (Spoken--same chords as verse)

When I see you my thighs quiver like a
girl but I need you to know that I am 
strong like a stallion I will take you 
on a ride through the desert on my back.

End