Eleven Saints
Jason Webley w/ Jay Thomson
http://www.jasonwebley.com/

http://youtube.com/watch?v=bP21zUrMh7s
This is the music video for this ridiculously catchy song.

Tabbed By Specsual Healing
email me rribeiro@bridgew.edu if you have any questions


Intro
G (320003@1)Verse
GAnd (320003@1)if my cat looks scared, it's because it knows
                           D7It (xx0212@1)won't be going to heaven

Oh oh oh-oh
                   GNot (320003@1)going to heaven

And if you ask how many saints it takes
                   D7 (xx0212@1)
The answer's eleven

Woah-oh oh-oh
                      GIt's (320003@1)gonna take eleven

PreChorus
CMan, (x32010@1)oh, man, what's that guy got in his hand?
GIt's (320003@1)an egg, it's a spoon, it's a snapshot of the moon
D7 (xx0212@1)                                     GG7
It's the coffee percolator going wheeeeee!
CMe, (x32010@1)oh, Michelangelo and I
GWe're (320003@1)just sittin' by the traintracks

Reading Kafka to the sky
D7 (xx0212@1)                                       GG7
While the coffee percolator's going wheeeee!

Chorus
C (x32010@1)                  G (320003@1) 
Oh-oh-oh yadda-da-da oh-Ohh-Oh
D7Ya-di-dadda-da (xx0212@1)Di-dadda-da-da
G G7
Yah-da-dah
C (x32010@1)                  GWoah-oh-oh (320003@1)yadda-da-da Oh-oh-oh
D7Ya-di-dadda-da (xx0212@1)Ye-dadda-da-da
GYah-da-dah (320003@1)(keep the G going)

Verse
GIf (320003@1)you'd like to bake me a loaf of bread
                        D7It's (xx0212@1)gotta be unleavened

Oh-oh oh-oh
          GOnly (320003@1)unleavened
GAnd (320003@1)if you'd like to eat the tomatoes in the patch
                                      D7You've (xx0212@1)got to get past old man McGrevin

Oh oh-oh-oh oh
                            G (320003@1)G7 (320001@1) 
Try your luck with Mr. McGrevin

PreChorus
CMan, (x32010@1)oh, man, what's that guy got in his hand?
GIt's (320003@1)an egg, it's a spoon, it's a snapshot of the moon
D7 (xx0212@1)                                    GG7
It's a coffee percolator going wheeeeee!
CWhy, (x32010@1)oh, Wy-nona Rider's in the sky
GTurning (320003@1)fishes into wishes like a pumpernickel pie
D7While (xx0212@1)the old refrigerator's going:


Solo
Use Quick Strokes of Chords


D7 (xx0212@1)                        D7Boom! (xx0212@1)Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!
                      GChicka-chica! (320003@1)Chi-boom!

Chicka-chicka-chicka!
G (320003@1)                        CBoom! (x32010@1)Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!
                      CChicka-chica! (x32010@1)Chi-boom!

Chicka-chicka-chicka!
G (320003@1)                         GBoom! (320003@1)Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!
                      D7Chicka-chica! (xx0212@1)Chi-boom!

Chicka-chicka-chicka!
D7 (xx0212@1)                        GBoom! (320003@1)Chicka-chica! Chi-boom!
                     GChicka-chica! (320003@1)Chi-boom!
          G7Chicka-chicka-chicka! (320001@1)
Chorus
C (x32010@1)                 GOh-oh-oh (320003@1)yadda-da-da Oh-Ohh-Oh
D7 (xx0212@1)                         
Ya-di-dadda-da Di-dadda-da-da
G (320003@1) G7Dah-da-dah (320001@1)C (x32010@1)                  GOh-oh-oh (320003@1)yadda-da-da-da Oh-Ohh-Oh
D7Ya-di-dadda-da (xx0212@1)Di-dadda-da-da
G G7
Dah-da-dah

PreChorus
CMan, (x32010@1)oh, man, what's that guy-guy-guy got in his hand?
GIt's (320003@1)an egg, it's a spoon, it's a snapshot of the moon
D7 (xx0212@1)                                              G (320003@1)G7It's (320001@1)a coffee-coffee percolator-lator going-going wheeeeee!
CMe, (x32010@1)oh, Michelangelo and I
GWe're (320003@1)just sittin' by the traintracks

Reading Kafka to the sky
D7 (keep going with this chord)

Outro
While the old refrigerator
D7And (xx0212@1)the rusty cheese grater
D7And (xx0212@1)the dirty masturbators
D7Eating (xx0212@1)packs of "Now-and-Later"
D7 (now really fast)
While the coffee percolator's
       G (320003@1)            GD7 G (320003@1)   
Going wheeee-eeeeeee!