(To the tune of Jingle Bells)

Standard tuning


G (320003@1)                                                  CRushing (x32010@1)through the sand, with a bomb strapped to my back
Am (x02210@1)                     D7 (xx0212@1)             GI (320003@1)have a nasty plan, for Christmas in the Iraq
  CI (x32010@1)got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B
       Am (x02210@1)        G (320003@1)                    D7 (xx0212@1)      G (320003@1) D7That's (xx0212@1)when I got shot in the ass by the U.S. military, OH!

CHORUS

GJingle (320003@1)bombs, jingle bombs mine blew up you see
C (x32010@1)               G (320003@1)              A7 (x02020@1)           D7Where (xx0212@1)are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me
GJingle (320003@1)bombs, jingle bombs your soldiers shot me dead
C (x32010@1)                 GThe (320003@1)only thing that I have left is this towel upon my head



G (320003@1)                         CI (x32010@1)used to be a man, but every time I cough
Am (x02210@1)            D7 (xx0212@1)                       GThanks (320003@1)to uncle Sam my nuts keep falling off
                                              CMy (x32010@1)bombing days are done, I need to find some work
   Am (x02210@1)                  G (320003@1)            D7 (xx0212@1)                G (320003@1)    D7Perhaps (xx0212@1)it would be much safer as a convenience store night clerk, OH!


GJingle (320003@1)bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed
      C (x32010@1)           G (320003@1)              D7 (xx0212@1)D (xx0232@1)  G (320003@1)
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you!

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