Awesome song from FX's 'The League' performed by John LaJoie and the guys.
Its just G and C, but for the C leave you fingers on the 3rd fret of the E and B strings.

G (320003@1)                 CPete's (x32010@1)little tiny erect dick

G (320003@1)                 CNo (x32010@1)one knew what to do with it

G (320003@1)                   CMegan (x32010@1)left 'cause she couldn't find it

A (x02220@1)                CCouldn't (x32010@1)find it, Couldn't find it
              
 G (320003@1)                CPete's (x32010@1)little tiny erect dick

G (320003@1)                      CIt's (x32010@1)a quarter tall and a penny thick

G (320003@1)                              CIf (x32010@1)it were a blow pop, he'd only get one lick

G (320003@1)                CLooks (x32010@1)a lot like a pink cue tip

A (x02220@1)           CPink (x32010@1)Cue Tip, Pink Cue Tip

G (320003@1)     CPete's (x32010@1)little tiny erect dick

G (320003@1)           C (x32010@1)              G (320003@1)     C (x32010@1)          
      Pete's little tiny erect dick

G (320003@1)     C (x32010@1)                    G (320003@1)    Can't satisfy anyone with it

Have fun with it.

Peace

John Cammies