A great song by comedian Jon Lajoie about Britney Spears. I've tabbed it out here, the tabbed parts should probably have a bit of distortion, the chords should be played clean, and they may be easier if you put a capo on and transpose it a little; but this is how I play it. Intro: Eb (x43121@3) Cm (x3101x@1) Gm (355333@1) Bb (x1333x@1) X2 E-------------------------------------------------| B-------------------------------------------------| G-8-7-5-3----8-7-5-7-5-3----8-7-5-3---8-7-5-----3-| D-------------------------------------------------| A-------------------------------------------------| E-------------------------------------------------| Eb (x43121@3) Cm (x3101x@1) GmBritney, (355333@1)I can fell your sadness BbThe (x1333x@1)World is filled with madness Eb (x43121@3) Cm (x3101x@1) GmAnd (355333@1)everybody takes It out on you BbAnd (x1333x@1)there's nothing you can do, but Eb (x43121@3) Cm (x3101x@1) GmGirl (355333@1)I want you to know BbThat (x1333x@1)I'm not one of those because Ab (xx1114@1) BbI (x1333x@1)don't care what they all say Ab (xx1114@1) BbI'd (x1333x@1)still have sex with you Eb (x43121@3) CmAny (x3101x@1)day Eb (x43121@3) Cm (x3101x@1) BbAny (x1333x@1)day (This guitar part comes in after the first "Any Day") E----------------------------------6-----| B----------------------------------------| G-8-7-5-3----8-7-5-3--------7---10-------| D----------------------------------------| A----------------------------------------| E----------------------------------------| Eb (x43121@3) Cm (x3101x@1) GmBritney, (355333@1)Nobody really knows you Bbyet (x1333x@1)they all think they can judge you Eb (x43121@3) Cm (x3101x@1) GmAlthough (355333@1)I'm not a fan of your music BbThe (x1333x@1)way the treat you, girl, It makes me sick. Eb (x43121@3) Cm (x3101x@1) GmJust (355333@1)know that I can hear your cries, Bband (x1333x@1)I still love to get between those thighs, because Ab (xx1114@1) BbI (x1333x@1)don't care what they all say Ab (xx1114@1) BbI'd (x1333x@1)still have sex with you Eb (x43121@3) CmAny (x3101x@1)day Eb (x43121@3) CmAny (x3101x@1)day (This guitar part comes in after the first "Any Day") E---------------------| B---------------------| G-8-7-5-3-----8-7-5-3-| D---------------------| A---------------------| E---------------------| Ab (xx1114@1) BbAnd (x1333x@1)If you want to marry me Ab (xx1114@1) BbAs (x1333x@1)long as I don't have to sign a prenup I agree (This Guitar part plays under the above lines) E--------------------------------------------------------------| B--------------------------------------------------------------| G--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-7-7-7-7-7-7-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-7-7-7-7-7-7-----| D--------------------------------------------------------------| A--------------------------------------------------------------| E--------------------------------------------------------------| Ab (xx1114@1) BbI (x1333x@1)don't care what they all say Ab (xx1114@1) BbNo (x1333x@1)I don't care what they all say Ab (xx1114@1) BbI'd (x1333x@1)still tap that ass EbAny (x43121@3)day Enjoy, I'd say it's 99% right, remember to listen to the song for timings. Peace John Cammies