Intro:
Ax4 (x02220@1) Dx4 (xx0232@1) Ax4 (x02220@1)Dx4 (xx0232@1)

      A (x02220@1)                                       DWell, (xx0232@1)I bet you thought that I forgot about our deal
           ABut (x02220@1)I am a man of my word, though they be strange and absurd
         DI'm (xx0232@1)just trying to keep it real.
      AAnd (x02220@1)I know I lost the bet, but I haven't lost you yet
       D (xx0232@1)                                              Gand (320003@1)if drinking lemonade for the rest of our days would save you
           E (022100@1)             
you know I would do... it. 


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         ARemember (x02220@1)Regina and Sara and cereal bowls
    Dand (xx0232@1)wearing our hats even when it's not cold. 
     AI'll (x02220@1)never relate to your city peeps
         D'cause (xx0232@1)I do most of my thuggin' on suburban streets. 
      G (320003@1)               E (022100@1)                AI (x02220@1)get terrified but I'm fine when I'm with you. 


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           G (320003@1)                          DYou (xx0232@1)should know that I love it when you sing
        G (320003@1)                             Dbut (xx0232@1)I'd love it even more if you'd stop hitting things. 
  G (320003@1)              D (xx0232@1)                  A (x02220@1) 
Regardless, I'd be heartless without you. 


A x4 D x 4


       A (x02220@1)                            DWell (xx0232@1)I haven't yelled at someone in a pretty long time
    A (x02220@1)                       Dthe (xx0232@1)last time that I did I regretted it I-I-I-I
A (x02220@1)                              Dcan't (xx0232@1)wait 'til senior year when I will live in constant fear.
              A (x02220@1)                     
'cause you'll act like a zombie and slobber all on me.
    D (xx0232@1)                                             GYou (320003@1)know that I hate it but I wouldn't trade it for any 
        E (022100@1)          
asshole you don't like. 


            G (320003@1)                    E (022100@1)         
Yeah you're stuck with me for the rest of our afterlives. 

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