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Intro: A x4; D x4; A x4; D x4

Verse I:
|---| A x1 |----------------------------------| D
Well, I bet you thought that I forgot about our deal,
           ABut (x02220@1)I am a man of my word, though they be strange and absurd,
         DI'm (xx0232@1)just trying to keep it real.
      AAnd (x02220@1)I know I lost the bet, but I haven't lost you yet,
       D (xx0232@1)                                             GAnd (320003@1)if drinking lemonade for the rest of my days would save you,
           E (022100@1)         |-|    
You know I would do... it.

Break I: A x4; D x4; A x4; D x4

Verse II:
D (xx0232@1)      ARemember (x02220@1)Regina and Sara and cereal bowls,
    DAnd (xx0232@1)wearing our hats even when it's not cold. 
     AI'll (x02220@1)never relate to your city peeps,
         D'Cause (xx0232@1)I do most of my thuggin' on suburban streets. 
      G (320003@1)               E (022100@1)  |------------| AI (x02220@1)get terrified but I'm fine, when I'm with you.

Break II: A x4; D x4; A x4; D x4

Bridge:
|--------| G x1 |---------------------| D x1
You should know that I love it when you sing,
|------| G x1 |-----------------------| D x1 |-------|
But I'd love it even more if you'd stop hitting things.
G x1 |-----------| E x1 |-------| A   
Regardless, I'd be heartless, without you.

Break III: A x4; D x4; A x4; D x4

Verse III:
       AWell (x02220@1)I haven't yelled at someone in a really long time,
        DAnd (xx0232@1)the last time that I did, I regretted it. I-I-I-I
A (x02220@1)                               DCan't (xx0232@1)wait 'til senior year, when I will live in constant fear.
              A'Cause (x02220@1)you'll act like a zombie, slobber all on me.
    D (xx0232@1)                                             GYou (320003@1)know that I hate it but I wouldn't trade it for any 
        E (022100@1)      |------|    
asshole you don't...like.

Break IV: A x4

Verse III (Continued...)
|---------| G x1 |--------------| E x1 |----| Am x1 |--|
Yeah you're stuck with me for the rest of our afterlives.

Outro: A x4; D x4; A x4; D x4; A x1