CAPO 5

GI (320003@1)know you stole my panties
            C (x32010@1)              G'Cause (320003@1)I've got the matching bra
   GMy (320003@1)girlfriend said she saw you out
        DWith (xx0232@1)my favorite red dress on
Em (022000@1)              DShe (xx0232@1)said you were dancing in my
C (x32010@1)              GBlack (320003@1)snake skin flats
AActing (x02220@1)like a stripper and you
DDidn't (xx0232@1)even match

C (x32010@1)             GYou (320003@1)want a five finger discount
    D (xx0232@1)                EmBut (022000@1)nothing in life is free
               C (x32010@1)             GHow (320003@1)'bout you work hard for you want
           DInstead (xx0232@1)of lifting it from me
        EmIf (022000@1)it'd help just a little
     DI'll (xx0232@1)give you the middle
    C (x32010@1)              GAnd (320003@1)help you cut the cost
                  C (x32010@1)             GCan't (320003@1)give you a five finger discount
           D (xx0232@1)              Em (022000@1)-   D (xx0232@1)But here's twenty percent off

GI (320003@1)can't believe what you've done to me
      C (x32010@1)               GAfter (320003@1)letting you in my house
GWho (320003@1)knew you were casing the joint
      DWhile (xx0232@1)sleeping on my couch
    Em (022000@1)                DI'm (xx0232@1)sure you'll find forgiveness
         C (x32010@1)         GYeah, (320003@1)I'm willing to bet
                 A'Cause (x02220@1)that's my grandma's Jesus necklace
DHanging (xx0232@1)'round your neck

C (x32010@1)             GYou (320003@1)want a five finger discount
    D (xx0232@1)                EmBut (022000@1)nothing in life is free
               C (x32010@1)             GHow (320003@1)'bout you work hard for you want
           DInstead (xx0232@1)of lifting it from me
        EmIf (022000@1)it'd help just a little
     DI'll (xx0232@1)give you the middle
    C (x32010@1)              GAnd (320003@1)help you cut the cost
                  C (x32010@1)             GCan't (320003@1)give you a five finger discount
           D (xx0232@1)              Em (022000@1)-   D (xx0232@1)But here's twenty percent off

D - stop
The cops ain't gonna help me
     D- (xx0232@1)stop
This town is pretty small
     D- (xx0232@1)stop
I'm gonna find out when I find you
     D- (xx0232@1)stop
That pretty girls can brawl
           C (x32010@1)             GYou (320003@1)want a five finger discount
    D (xx0232@1)                EmBut (022000@1)nothing in life is free
         C (x32010@1)              GWell (320003@1)you better hope that karma ain't
  DA (xx0232@1)bigger bitch than me
        EmIf (022000@1)it'd help just a little
     DI'll (xx0232@1)give you the middle
    C (x32010@1)              GAnd (320003@1)help you cut the cost
                  C (x32010@1)             GCan't (320003@1)give you a five finger discount
           D (xx0232@1)              Em (022000@1)But here's twenty percent off
                  C (x32010@1)             GCan't (320003@1)give you a five finger discount
           D (xx0232@1)              GBut (320003@1)here's twenty percent off