Intro: Em  Cmaj7  Am(9)  B7  Em  Cmaj7  Am(9)  B7

Em (022000@1)                                   Cmaj7I (x32000@1)hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
                               Am(9)
While j***ing off listening to mozart

You bitch and moan about LA
       B7Wishing (x21202@1)you were in the rain reading Hemingway 
EmYou (022000@1)don't eat meat

And drive electrical cars
Cmaj7 (x32000@1)                             Am(9)
You're so indie rock it's almost an art
               B7You (x21202@1)need SPF 45 just to stay alive

Em (022000@1)                                 Cmaj7You're (x32000@1)so gay and you don't even like boys

No you don't even like
Am(9)
No you don't even like 
                      B7No (x21202@1)you don't even like boys
Em (022000@1)                                      Cmaj7You're (x32000@1)so gay and you don't even like boys

No you don't even like
Am(9)
No you don't even like 

No you don't even like 

EmYou're (022000@1)so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
Cmaj7
You're so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
Am(9)
Secretly you're so amused
       B7That (x21202@1)nobody understands you
EmI'm (022000@1)so mean cause I cannot get you outta your head
Cmaj7
I'm so angry cause you'd rather MySpace instead
Am(9)                                B7I (x21202@1)can't believe I fell in love with someone that wears more make up than...

Em (022000@1)                                 Cmaj7You're (x32000@1)so gay and you don't even like boys

No you don't even like
Am(9)
No you don't even like 
                      B7No (x21202@1)you don't even like boys
Em (022000@1)                                      Cmaj7You're (x32000@1)so gay and you don't even like boys

No you don't even like
Am(9)
No you don't even like 
                       B7 (x21202@1)Cmaj7 (x32000@1)C#m7(b5)
No you don't even like 
      B7Ur (x21202@1)so gay ur so gay
Em7            
You walk around like you're oh so debonair
Cmaj7
You pull em' down and there's really nothing there
Am(9)                  B7(4)/D#
I wish you would just be real with me

Em (022000@1)                                 Cmaj7You're (x32000@1)so gay and you don't even like boys

No you don't even like
Am(9)
No you don't even like 
                      B7No (x21202@1)you don't even like boys
Em (022000@1)                                      Cmaj7You're (x32000@1)so gay and you don't even like boys

No you don't even like
Am(9)
No you don't even like 
                      B7No (x21202@1)you don't even like  PENIS!