Artist - Keller Williams
Song - Bob Rules

Dm (xx0231@1)			          ATwelve (x02220@1)o'clock check out we've got an entire hour
Where is the remote, no time for the manual power
	C (x32010@1)           DmI (xx0231@1)put the name tag over the heart
On my shirt, that says 'Bob Rules'
I stood in line for days
With all the other fools 
G (320003@1)		D (xx0232@1)AAnd (x02220@1)then the voice of an angel that belonged to Rob Roddy
Called my name and said 'Come on down, you're the next contestant'
Oh my God I was hyperventilating
G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)         A (x02220@1)Asus (x02230@1)A (x02220@1) Asus (x02230@1)AI (x02220@1)hope I do not wake up from this dream;
Which is what it was
Dm (xx0231@1)			       AJanice (x02220@1)she slipped on wearing a diamond dog collar
Still in complete shock I muttered the words 'One Dollar'
C (x32010@1)      DmEveryone (xx0231@1)else overbid,
And their eyes turned to me with rage
For my dogs will be wearing diamonds
And I get to go onstage
Dm (xx0231@1)				AI (x02220@1)picked up old Bob and I hugged him just, like a bear
He said 'Put me down son and feast your eyes over there'
C (x32010@1)	DmThe (xx0231@1)sliding door was ajar,
I was a happy as I could get
For it was a brand new car--
A Chevrolet Chevette
Dm (xx0231@1)				AThe (x02220@1)showcase showdown was set for a quarter to noon
My spin did not make it all the away around, I got booed
C (x32010@1)		DmSo (xx0231@1)I pulled down as hard as I could
Just like they all knew that I would
I was happy to be alive
When it landed on $0.95
B (x2444x@1)            Bb (x1333x@1)      A (x02220@1)         DmNext (xx0231@1)thing I knew I was standing next to a Marine
Who did not like her showcase and passed it on over to me
Crunching the numbers I tried to remain calm
How much is an all expenses paid trip to Guam?
Before I could answer a banging came to my door
The housekeeper said 'You must leave now or pay more -- you have dog'
C (x32010@1)            DmI (xx0231@1)guess I fell back asleep
And slept right through that show
But the next time I'm in L.A.
You know where I'm gonna go