Em (022000@1)   CHey (x32010@1)Mr Wilson, 
D/F# (200232@1)      G (320003@1)             Em7 CD/F# G (320003@1)           
I'm glad to shake your hand               and
Em (022000@1)        Cits (x32010@1)nice to see you too 
D/F# (200232@1)   G (320003@1)           Em7 CD/F# Gand (320003@1)yes I understand

A (x02220@1)            C (x32010@1)  BG
That I'm not to take it personal 
  D (xx0232@1)                 CB    Galthough (320003@1)we look like people.
       A (x02220@1)                    C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1)  Band (x2444x@1)it could be my son on the chopping block.
    C (x32010@1)            G (320003@1)  Fbut (133211@1)I'm sure he'll understand.

Em (022000@1)          C (x32010@1)  D/F# (200232@1)        G (320003@1)           
You're at the table, and you seem nice enough.
 Em7               C (x32010@1)            D/F# (200232@1)       G(Called (320003@1)his daddy, he was mad, he came took my ball and bat he...)
Em (022000@1)         C (x32010@1)    D/F# (200232@1)       GI (320003@1)just can't figure, are you for real or not?
 Em7                C (x32010@1)             D/F# (200232@1)            G(Called (320003@1)me brother, sister, mother, shook my hand and calls me "sir")

A (x02220@1)            C (x32010@1)  B (x2444x@1) GAnd (320003@1)im not to take it personal.
  D (xx0232@1)                 C (x32010@1)B (x2444x@1) Galthough (320003@1)we look like people.
       A (x02220@1)                     C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1)  Band (x2444x@1)it could be my wife on the chopping block.
    C (x32010@1)             G (320003@1)  Fbut (133211@1)I'm sure she'll understand.
C (x32010@1)            G (320003@1)  FI'm (133211@1)sure we'll understand.







Break:

e|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-----------------------------------------------8-7--------------------|
D|---------------4~~-4-4-4-7~~---------------2~~-8-7--------------------|
A|---------------4~~-4-4-4-7~~---------------2~~-6-5--------------------|
E|-0-2-3-0-3/2-0-2~~-2-0-2-5~~-0-2-3-0-3/2-0-0~~------------------------|

e|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------X-8--X-7~---------------|
D|---------------4~~-4-4-4-7~~---------------2--X-8~-X-7~---------------|
A|-----0---------4~~-4-4-4-7~~---------------2--X-6~-X-5~---------------|
E|-0-2---0-3/2-0-2~~-2-0-2-5~~-0-2-3-0-3/2-0-0--------------------------|

AC BG AC BG AC DB CG F (133211@1)Verse Pattern

Em C D/F# G Em7 C D/F# G x2
 
        A (x02220@1)             C (x32010@1) B (x2444x@1)  GAnd (320003@1)I'm not to take you personal.
   D (xx0232@1)                C (x32010@1)B (x2444x@1) Galthough (320003@1)we look like people
       A (x02220@1)                     C (x32010@1)D (xx0232@1)   Band (x2444x@1)it could be my head on the chopping block.
    C (x32010@1)           G (320003@1)  Fbut (133211@1)I'm sure I'll understand.
C (x32010@1)            G (320003@1)  FI'm (133211@1)sure we'll understand
NC  C (x32010@1)G (320003@1)     FNO! (133211@1)We don't understand!

Repeat Break and again without of 2nd half (Chrd Prog) both times then go into nxt verse.

Em (022000@1)   C (x32010@1)       
Hey Mr Wilson,
D/F# (200232@1)      G (320003@1)do what you have to do. 
 Em7               C (x32010@1)               D/F# (200232@1)     Em7
(Lay the pipe, the apple's ripe, I'm going to Japan.