Like all good songs, this is as simple as can be:
C (x32010@1)  Am (x02210@1)  F (133211@1)   G (320003@1)  (throughout the whole song)

CTengo (x32010@1)una chica ye-ye 
Amque (x02210@1)se masturba con el pie, 
Floroiro, (133211@1)loroiro, loroiro... 
GQue (320003@1)Felicidad!

CVivir? (x32010@1)con ella
Ampor (x02210@1)toda la eternidad
FAunque (133211@1)solo la vea
Gal (320003@1)volver de trabajar.

C (x32010@1)  Am (x02210@1)  F (133211@1)   G (320003@1)  
Ye, ya, ye, ye, ye, ye, ye, ye, ye

CDentro (x32010@1)de unos diez anos
Amella (x02210@1)engordara 
Fy (133211@1)yo ser? calvo
Gde (320003@1)tanto pensar

Cc0mo (x32010@1)llego a fin de mes
Amcon (x02210@1)hijos que mantener, 
FCon (133211@1)el carro en el garaje
Gy (320003@1)solo 11 en la quiniela.

CVivir? (x32010@1)con deudas
Ampor (x02210@1)toda la eternidad; 
FPues, (133211@1)siempre me ofrecen algo
Gnuevo (320003@1)que comprar.

C (x32010@1)  Am (x02210@1)  F (133211@1)   G (320003@1)  
Ye, ye, ye, ye, ye, ye, ye, ye, ye,

CMe (x32010@1)pondr? borracho
Amy (x02210@1)le pegar?, 
F (133211@1)                                  GDesahogar? (320003@1)mi frustraci0n.

CSer? (x32010@1)asesinado
Amen (x02210@1)un hospital
F (133211@1)                          GDe (320003@1)la Seguridad Social.

CEn (x32010@1)nuestra tumba pondra: 
Am"De (x02210@1)esos dos imb?ciles 
Fel (133211@1)mundo se ha reido 
GY (320003@1)no se han enterado".

C (x32010@1)  Am (x02210@1)  F (133211@1)   G (320003@1)  
Ye, ye, ye, ye, ye, ye, ye, ye, ye