I didn't write these, they are from http://wiki.illemonati.com.
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Note: the version played at Lemonic Demonade is in A. Adjust accordingly if you wish.

VERSE (type 1):
    Gm (355333@1)                        BbOne (x1333x@1)cold December night back in 1984
  Cm (x3101x@1)                        Eb (x43121@3)           DA (xx0232@1)scientist had found himself upon the dance floor
           Gm (355333@1)                         BbHe (x1333x@1)started twitching and shaking like a pile of jumping beans
   Cm (x3101x@1)                            Eb (x43121@3)     D (xx0232@1)      GAt (320003@1)first it looked stupid, but the end justified the means

VERSE (type 2):
       Gm (355333@1)                       Bb (x1333x@1)         FWell (133211@1)I know it's not generally considered very cool
   Gm (355333@1)                    Bb (x1333x@1)         FTo (133211@1)dance like a nitwit, to dance like a fool
    Cm (x3101x@1)              Eb (x43121@3)      D (xx0232@1)       G (320003@1)BbF
But now that's just a guideline, not a rule

CHORUS:
G (320003@1)            Bb (x1333x@1)                  CSo (x32010@1)get off the wall, stand proud and tall
                  Eb (x43121@3)          DGet (xx0232@1)out there and dance like an idiot
G (320003@1)               Bb (x1333x@1)                      CYou (x32010@1)know it's all good, so rock the neighborhood
                  Eb (x43121@3)          DGet (xx0232@1)out there and dance like an idiot 
G Bb F (x2)

(INSTRUMENTALS FOLLOW VERSE-TYPE 1, SPOKEN PARTS FOLLOW VERSE-TYPE 2)