BASS:
EG CG AA  CC  AA  GG (x4)

VERSE:
Em (022000@1)    C (x32010@1)    Am7 (x02010@1)   Em (022000@1)    C (x32010@1)      Am (x02210@1) 
Tiptoed up the stairs, climbed into the attic
G (320003@1)       C (x32010@1)          D (xx0232@1)         Am (x02210@1)  G (320003@1)     C (x32010@1)   B(x2) (x2444x@1)Opened up my Grandma's trunk, well isn't this dramatic?

E5 [E G C G A C A G bass](x4) 

B5 (x244xx@1)                        Em (022000@1)              A (x02220@1)D (xx0232@1)  There was a label on the side reading "E.A.P."
B5 (x244xx@1)               Em (022000@1)                  A (x02220@1)  D (xx0232@1)
   I wondered to myself, What could this be?
  B7 (x21202@1)                        EmI (022000@1)dashed to my projector with excitement in my eyes
    A7 (x02020@1)                            B7And (x21202@1)as the footage rolled it rather took me by surprise

CHORUS:
       Em (022000@1)  A (x02220@1)     D7 (xx0212@1)   G7'cause (320001@1)Elvis Porn is what I viewed
Em (022000@1)     A (x02220@1)     D7 (xx0212@1)           G7There (320001@1)he was, completely in the nude
CM7 (x3131x@1)                  B7Strumming (x21202@1)his guitar, quivering his lips
A7 (x02020@1)                          B7Singing (x21202@1)in the microphone and shaking his hips
    E (022100@1)   A (x02220@1)   D7 (xx0212@1)      GOh, (320003@1)Elvis Porn, holy guacamole
    CM7 (x3131x@1)              Dm (xx0231@1)             G7The (320001@1)big fat buck naked king of rock and roll,
       CM7 (x3131x@1)                           Bhe (x2444x@1)was devoid of any clothes, with his naughty bits exposed 
A7 (x02020@1)                   B (x2444x@1)   EmOh, (022000@1)what a sight, that Elvis Porn 
(or)
   A7 (x02020@1)                      B (x2444x@1)No blue suede shoes covering up his little toes,
   CM7 (x3131x@1)               Bno (x2444x@1)white jumpsuit, and nobody knows
    A9 (x02423@1)             B (x2444x@1)   Emthe (022000@1)tale behind this Elvis Porn