I didn't write these, they are from http://wiki.illemonati.com.
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C Bb Eb Gm (x2)
      Cm (x3101x@1)                    BbIn (x1333x@1)an airplane, I was flying.
       EbJust (x43121@3)a flight attendant guy.
Gm (355333@1)     Cm (x3101x@1)                   BbI (x1333x@1)can be clumsy, and I stumbled
        Ebout (x43121@3)the door, into the sky.
Gm (355333@1)     CmNow (x3101x@1)I am falling through the air.
Bb (x1333x@1)       EbWind (x43121@3)and regret flow through my hair.
Gm (355333@1)      Cm (x3101x@1)                  Bb (x1333x@1)        EbAll (x43121@3)I can do right now is stare down at the ocean.
Gm (355333@1)      F (133211@1)                              E (022100@1)          AmSuddenly, (x02210@1)there's a ring in my cell phone. I pick it up.
                                G (320003@1)      CIt's (x32010@1)the Angel of Death, and he says "Wazzup?"
(C)    
I say, "What is it this time?"
    Eb (x43121@3)       F (133211@1)      Bb7C             Eb (x43121@3)             FAnd (133211@1)he's like "Well, hello, goodbye, I'll see you in Hell."
                               E (022100@1)         AmHe (x02210@1)can be like that sometimes, he's such a nut.
                 C (x32010@1)          
So I snicker and say, "I'd love to, but
A (x02220@1)       Caug (x3211x@1)   C (x32010@1)           Gbdim (2312xx@1)    F (133211@1) Ab (xx1114@1) C (x32010@1)A (x02220@1)       G# (xx1114@1)     G (320003@1)           Gb (244322@1)       FG AbB CD E(bass) (022100@1)gravity's calling, I've got some falling to do."
    F (133211@1)           Ab (xx1114@1)            C (x32010@1)          Eb (x43121@3)   F (133211@1)        G (320003@1)Ab (xx1114@1)       B (x2444x@1)  C (x32010@1)       D (xx0232@1)EbD EbE
I'm in a state of shock, but it's something new.
  F (133211@1)            Ab (xx1114@1)          C (x32010@1)             Eb (x43121@3) F (133211@1) Ab (xx1114@1) C (x32010@1) Eb (x43121@3) F (133211@1)          GAb       B (x2444x@1)  C (x32010@1)      DEb DEb EF GAb BC DEb DEb DI (xx0232@1)guess it all depends on your point of view.  It's true. 
C Bb Eb Gm (x2)

CODA:
F E Am
Am G C
C Eb 
F Bb7 C Ebm
F E Am
Am C
A Caug C Gbdim F Ab C (same bass)
F Ab C Eb (x8, fade)