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NOTICE: This was written by Lemon Demon himself, so it IS the exact chords.
Submitted by Squeakypants of http://www.mesachicken.be
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Gmaj7 (xx5432@1)            Cmaj7 (x32000@1)                B7 (x21202@1)   Em (022000@1)F#Samuel (244322@1)and Rosella, both were 82 years old

Gmaj7 (xx5432@1)                 Cmaj7 (x32000@1)                          B7 (x21202@1)   Em (022000@1)  F#sharing (244322@1)an umbrella, slowly down the street they strolled

    Gmaj7 (xx5432@1)        Cmaj7 (x32000@1)            B7 (x21202@1)        A7and (x02020@1)all around the world was changing in a manner of ways ranging

     D7from (xx0212@1)dialect to fashion, the state of affairs
absolutely clashin' with the world that was theirs

Gmaj7 (xx5432@1)                   Cmaj7 (x32000@1)               B7 (x21202@1)    Em (022000@1)F#"I (244322@1)don't understand these kids today," said Rose.

Gmaj7 (xx5432@1)                   Cmaj7 (x32000@1)                     B7 (x21202@1)    Em (022000@1)F#"Yeah," (244322@1)responded Sam, "Take a look at this boy's clothes."

    Gmaj7 (xx5432@1)      Cmaj7 (x32000@1)        B7 (x21202@1)              A7The (x02020@1)young man exiting Hot Topic made them feel so misanthropic.

D7Samuel (xx0212@1)and Rosella didn't like the way he dressed.
They closed their umbrella and rammed it through his chest.

Em (022000@1)         B7 (x21202@1)  Samuel and Rosella

Cm7               G (320003@1)  they hate your generation

D7 (xx0212@1)  ....with such determination

Em (022000@1)         B7 (x21202@1)  Samuel and Rosella

Cm7            G (320003@1)  they are disgusted, knowing

B7 (x21202@1)              C7 (x32310@1)  how wrong this world is going

G (320003@1)            D7 (xx0212@1)       C7 (x32310@1)  a fact they don't mind showing

B (x2444x@1)              C (x32010@1)                 D (xx0232@1)          B7(bass D#)
   in fact right now they're blowing up the local mall

    Em (022000@1)     D (xx0232@1)     B (x2444x@1)      C (x32010@1)    Gand (320003@1)off they hobble, drunk on Geritol


Bridge:
C (x32010@1) D (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) B (x2444x@1)