Long Tall Glasses:Leo Sayer.
#4 in UK and #9 in USA in 1974.

INTRO: A

#1.
AI (x02220@1)was travellin' down the road feelin' hungry and cold,
                                         A7I (x02020@1)saw a sign sayin', food and drinks for everyone..
    D (xx0232@1)                                          Aso, (x02220@1)naturally I thought I would take me a look inside.
      E (022100@1)                    D (xx0232@1)                  AI (x02220@1)saw so much food there was water coming from my eyes.

#2.
AYeah, (x02220@1)there was ham and there was turkey, there was caviar.
                                      A7And (x02020@1)long tall glasses with wine up to y'are..
    D (xx0232@1)                                     Aand (x02220@1)somebody grabbed me, threw me out of my chair.
         E (022100@1)                         D (xx0232@1)             ASaid, (x02220@1)'Before you can eat, you gotta dance like Fred Astaire.'

CHORUS:
AYou (x02220@1)know I can't dance..you know I can't dance.

You know I can't dance..you know I can't dance.
        D (xx0232@1)    A (x02220@1)ED A...A AbG F#F//A (244322@1) 
I can't dance!

#2.
AI (x02220@1)am a man of the road..a hobo by name..I don't seek 
                                A7entertainment, (x02020@1)just poultry and game.
            D (xx0232@1)                                          ABut (x02220@1)if it's all the same to you..then yes, I will try my hand.
            E (022100@1)                    D (xx0232@1)                AIf (x02220@1)you were hungry as me, then I'm sure you will understand.

A Ab G F# F// A (Hmmmmmm, now wait A minute...)

CHORUS:#2.
AOf (x02220@1)course I can dance..of course I can dance.

I'm sure I can dance..I'm sure I can dance.
      D (xx0232@1)                                       AI (x02220@1)can dance..I can da..an..ce..I really hit the floor.
               E (022100@1)   D (xx0232@1)                 AAb GF# F//A                     
Aaah, it feels good..look at me dancing.

#3.
AI (x02220@1)did a Two-Step, Quick-Step and a Bossanova..a little 
                               A7Victor (x02020@1)Sylvester and a Rudy Valentino.
    D (xx0232@1)                                          AYou (x02220@1)should have seen me moving, right across the floor.
        E (022100@1)                  D (xx0232@1)                      AHand (x02220@1)me down my tuxedo..next week I'm coming back for more.

OUTRO:
AI (x02220@1)can dance..oh, yes, I can dance.
                        D (xx0232@1)                    ALook (x02220@1)at me dance on the floor..movin'...I feel good.
                   EI (022100@1)can dance..I can dance..I can dance..I can dance..
                          AAb GF# F//A  
I can dance..I can dance..

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