Standard Tuning!
Chords used:

F#m (244222@1) : 2 3 3 2 2 2
Fm (133111@1)  : 1 2 2 1 1 1
A (x02220@1)   : 5 7 7 6 5 5
E (022100@1)   : 0 2 2 1 0 0
C#m (x13321@4) : 4 4 6 6 5 4
Cm (x3101x@1)  : 3 3 5 5 4 3
Bm (x24432@1)  : 2 2 4 4 3 2
F#m(2): 9 9 11 11 10 9
Em (022000@1)  : 7 7 9 9 8 7
Dm (xx0231@1)  : 5 5 7 7 6 5
C#7 (x4342x@1) : 4 4 6 4 6 4

[ intro ]

F#m, Fm x3, F#m

[ verse ]

A (x02220@1)                  E (022100@1)               AI (x02220@1)saw two shagbone men on the Vallance Road
A (x02220@1)                           E (022100@1)             ASaid (x02220@1)they'd pay me for your address, oh I was so bold
F#m (244222@1)                         C#mI (x13321@4)said you see these two cold fingers
F#m (244222@1)         C#m (x13321@4)   CmBm
These crooked fingers I  show
EYou (022100@1)a way to mean no
 
A (x02220@1)                   E (022100@1)                  AWell (x02220@1)they didn't like that much I can tell you
A (x02220@1)                 E (022100@1)                    ASaid (x02220@1)sunshine I would'n' wanna be in your shoes
F#m (244222@1)                        C#mAnd (x13321@4)they chased me up three flights of stairs
F#m (244222@1)                       C#m (x13321@4)  Cm (x3101x@1)BmCaught (x24432@1)me in the lift how I sighed and said
   E...you're (022100@1)impossible

[ chorus ]

F#m(2)             Em (022000@1)            DmBut (xx0231@1)it's just like he's in another world
                C#m (x13321@4)  CmBm
Doesn't see the danger on show
C#7 (let ring)
He'll wind up like Joseph bloody in a hole

F#m(2)             Em (022000@1)             DmAnd (xx0231@1)it's just like she's in another world
              C#m (x13321@4)Cm (x3101x@1)  BmHow (x24432@1)they suit each other oh
C#7 (let ring)
But you never get close
Its impossible

[ verse ]

A (x02220@1)              E (022100@1)              ASaw (x02220@1)the same two men on the Cally road
A (x02220@1)             E (022100@1)                  ASaid (x02220@1)they'd double their offer I was so bold
F#m (244222@1)                         C#mTo (x13321@4)say you see these two cold fingers
F#m (244222@1)         F#m (244222@1)  CmBm
These crooked fingers I show
EOh (022100@1)You's a way to mean no
 
[ chorus ]

F#m(2)             Em (022000@1)            DmBut (xx0231@1)it's just like he's in another world
                C#m (x13321@4)  CmBm
Doesn't see the danger on show
C#7 (let ring)
He'll wind up like Joseph bloody in a hole

F#m(2)             Em (022000@1)             DmAnd (xx0231@1)it's just like she's in another world
              C#m (x13321@4)Cm (x3101x@1)  BmHow (x24432@1)they suit each other oh
C#7 (let ring)
But you never get close
Unstoppable
 
[ verse ]

F#m (244222@1)                         C#mTo (x13321@4)say you see these two cold fingers
F#m (244222@1)         F#m (244222@1)  CmBm
These crooked fingers I show
EOh (022100@1)You's a way to mean no

[ outro ]

F#m (244222@1)              Em (022000@1)            DmBut (xx0231@1)it's just like were in another world
              C#m (x13321@4)Cm (x3101x@1)  BmHow (x24432@1)they suit each other oh no
C#7 (let ring)
But you never get close
Thats close enough