Transcribed by Owen Marriott [me@owenm.co.uk]

E/F# - [202100]
B7 - [7978(10)7]

  E (022100@1)    B (x2444x@1)   C#m (x13321@4)   AI (x02220@1)must admit I find it funny
      E (022100@1)        B (x2444x@1)         C#m (x13321@4)   ABut (x02220@1)I might have known she'd find it dumb
    E (022100@1)   B (x2444x@1)           C#m (x13321@4)   AThe (x02220@1)air hostess and the blow-up dummy
E (022100@1)    B (x2444x@1)                C#m (x13321@4)         AI'm (x02220@1)in stitches and she's twiddling her thumbs
    DDsus4 D (xx0232@1)    AShe (x02220@1)hasn't laughed once

[Play E B C#m A through twice]

                   E (022100@1)       B (x2444x@1)           C#m (x13321@4)     AShe (x02220@1)thinks there's something wrong with my sense of humour
      E (022100@1)            B (x2444x@1)      C#m (x13321@4)      AAnd (x02220@1)I think there's something wrong with hers
E (022100@1)         B (x2444x@1)          C#m (x13321@4)  AOnce (x02220@1)upon a time she was easily amused
          E (022100@1)        B (x2444x@1)           C#m (x13321@4)   ABut (x02220@1)now I think that joke might be getting worse
       DDsus4 DA     EE/F#  A (x02220@1)CD
It was funny at first

    E (022100@1) A (x02220@1)            F#m (244222@1)BI'm (x2444x@1)overjoyed when she understands
E (022100@1)                A (x02220@1)          F#m (244222@1)          BI (x2444x@1)could make her chuckle if she gave me half a chance
        E (022100@1)           A (x02220@1)           F#m (244222@1)  BBut (x2444x@1)the most she ever gives me is a second glance
    E (022100@1)               A (x02220@1)       BShe (x2444x@1)never gets a kick out of my punchlines

[Play E B C#m A through twice]

  E (022100@1)     B (x2444x@1)            C#m (x13321@4)      AI (x02220@1)saw her smiling during Gilligan's Island
E (022100@1)     B (x2444x@1)  C#m (x13321@4)     AI (x02220@1)suspect sarcastically
  E (022100@1)        B (x2444x@1)     C#m (x13321@4)   ADespite (x02220@1)myself, I'm beside myself
   E (022100@1)       B (x2444x@1)           C#m (x13321@4) AMy (x02220@1)sides are splitting but so is she
      DDsus4 D (xx0232@1) A (x02220@1) EE/F#  A (x02220@1)CD
She's laughing at me

    E (022100@1) A (x02220@1)            F#m (244222@1)BI'm (x2444x@1)overjoyed when she understands
E (022100@1)                A (x02220@1)          F#m (244222@1)          BI (x2444x@1)could make her chuckle if she gave me half a chance
        E (022100@1)           A (x02220@1)           F#m (244222@1)  BBut (x2444x@1)the most she ever gives me is a second glance
         E (022100@1)         A (x02220@1)            BShe (x2444x@1)only ever gets a kick out of my punchlines
B7Sometimes (x21202@1)
[instrumental break]
EB
B C#m
F#m A
AB
CD

E (022100@1)            AGive (x02220@1)me half a chance.... 
E (022100@1)            AGive (x02220@1)me half a chance.... 
E (022100@1)            A (x02220@1)        CD
Give me half a chance.... 
[to end]