'Sweaty Betty' by Macc lads Rodan.......rodan@another.com Use Em instead of E major if you wanna be picky....:) Intro....G D F D x 4, GD ED x 4 GWell, (320003@1)she wore big knickers, G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)E (022100@1)DAnd (xx0232@1)she worked on a sewage farm, GI (320003@1)got me hand down her jeans an', G (320003@1) D (xx0232@1)E (022100@1)DI (xx0232@1)nearly lost half me arm, F (133211@1) DBut (xx0232@1)after ten pints,she looked quite fit, C (x32010@1) BbCouldn't (x1333x@1)wait to get me hands on her flabby tits. G (320003@1) E (022100@1)F (133211@1)ESweaty (022100@1)Betty, x2 G (320003@1) G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)E (022100@1)DSo (xx0232@1)I said slap that and ride the ripples, G (320003@1) G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)E (022100@1)DI've (xx0232@1)just got to get me gob round her greasy nipples, F (133211@1) DShe (xx0232@1)had a massive arse, and sweaty breasts, C (x32010@1) BbThirty (x1333x@1)eight chins, she were a mound of flesh. GSweaty (320003@1)Betty, DShe (xx0232@1)eats a lot of pies, FSweaty (133211@1)Betty, DShe's (xx0232@1)got enormous thighs, GSweaty (320003@1)Betty, DHave (xx0232@1)you smelt her breath, FSweaty (133211@1)Betty, DShe'll (xx0232@1)crush aman (x02210@1)to death G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)E (022100@1)Dx2. (xx0232@1) G (320003@1) G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)E (022100@1)DAnd (xx0232@1)I knew that she wanted me f't shag her, G (320003@1) G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)E (022100@1)DSo (xx0232@1)I stabbed her cunt with me mutton dagger, F (133211@1) DI (xx0232@1)couldn't believe the size of her bum, C (x32010@1) BbShe (x1333x@1)used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum. G (320003@1)D (xx0232@1)F (133211@1)Dx4 (xx0232@1)Sweaty Betty Sweaty Betty , Sweaty Betty , Sweaty Betty. F (133211@1) DAn' (xx0232@1)I've seen nowt like it since day I were born, C (x32010@1) BbBut (x1333x@1)you know me, I'll shag owt that's warm G (320003@1)DF Dx (xx0232@1)4 Sweaty Betty She eats a lot of chips, Sweaty Betty She's got massive tits, Sweaty Betty She's got a huge vagina, Sweaty Betty You'd fit a bus inside her,......... G D E D { to the end....} Sweaty Betty She's so obscene, Sweaty Betty 3 tons of margarine, Sweaty Betty She's like a lump of lard, Sweaty Betty She makes me Willy hard.