The Homo Song
By Mara Levi
http://www.maralevi.com/

Tuning: Standard with CAPO on the 1st fret

Here are some chords that might not be recognized or known by most people because it's 
the right label. This is just to make it easier for everyone else. If anyone knows the 
name of the chord, message/comment me what it is, and I'll be sure to change it.

D1 |XX2201|
A1 |000210|
G7 |230010|

C (x32010@1)           GDear (320003@1)old Mrs. So and So,
   Am (x02210@1)                FI (133211@1)thought I'd call and let you know
     C (x32010@1)      G7 (320001@1) AmYour (x02210@1)daughter is a big HOMO
          D1
And she's lying next to me

GC                    GShe (320003@1)came here of her own volition
Am (x02210@1)             FNo (133211@1)doubt wasting her tuition
C (x32010@1)         A1 (x02220@1)    AmStill (x02210@1)it's true and now you're wishin'
D1
      She weren't here with me

GC                 GShe's (320003@1)been acting out this way
      Am (x02210@1)            FSince (133211@1)long before the fateful day
  C (x32010@1)         A1 (x02220@1)    AmI (x02210@1)brought her home so she could stay
D1
      Lying next to me

G (320003@1)  C (x32010@1)            GNo (320003@1)matter how you sulk and fret
      Am (x02210@1)           FIt's (133211@1)only girls that make her wet
    C (x32010@1)        A1 (x02220@1)       AmAnd (x02210@1)since it's true, well you can bet
D1
      She's lying next to me

C (x32010@1)          GDear (320003@1)old Mr. So and So,
  Am (x02210@1)                 FI (133211@1)thought I'd call and let you know
     C (x32010@1)      G7 (320001@1) AmYour (x02210@1)daughter is a big HOMO
          D1
And she's lying next to me

G (320003@1)   C (x32010@1)                  GShe (320003@1)loves you still, she always will
    Am (x02210@1)              FBut (133211@1)you can't fix her with a pill
   C (x32010@1)    A1 (x02220@1)   AmOr (x02210@1)try to take a-way the thrill
D1
      Of lying next to me

G (320003@1)   C (x32010@1)                 GShe (320003@1)wants your love and your respect
    Am (x02210@1)                FBut (133211@1)if you push, she'll push right back
       C (x32010@1)       A1 (x02220@1)        Am'Cause (x02210@1)she's got friends and you've got JACK
D1
      If you don't let her be

GC             GFor (320003@1)the apple of your eye
      Am (x02210@1)              FThere (133211@1)must be something you can try
       C (x32010@1)     A1 (x02220@1)     Am'Cause (x02210@1)I can't stand to see her cry
D1
      Lying next to me

C (x32010@1)           GDear (320003@1)old Mrs. So and So,
     Am (x02210@1)            FJust (133211@1)call her up and let her know
C (x32010@1)     G7 (320001@1)AmShe (x02210@1)can be a big HOMO
    Am (x02210@1)          G (320003@1)       CAnd (x32010@1)you'll still love her       so.