C F C F C You know just the other morning I was hangin’ around in my house C F C F C I had that old book with pictures of Madonna naked and I was checkin’ it out G F Just then a friend of mine came to the door G F She said she'd never pegged me for a scumbag before G F Said she didn't ever want to see me no more C G And I still don't know why Chorus: C F I think I'm an alright guy C F C I think I'm an alright guy G Well I just wanna live until I gotta die F I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try C F Think I'm an alright guy C F C I think I'm alright This one time for medicinal purposes they forced me to smoke some dope I’m pretty sure I can still be President but I don’t guess I’ll get to be the pope Well I know I get wild and I know I get drunk It's not like I got a bunch of bodies in my trunk My old man used to call me “You no good punk” And I still don't know why Chorus Just the other night the cops pulled me over outside the bar Well they turned on their lights and they ordered me out my car Man, I was only kiddin' when I called 'em a couple of dicks But still they made me do the stupid human tricks Now I'm sittin' in jail with a bunch of dumb hicks And I still don't know why Chorus Well I havent seen many country tabs on here so i have tabbed up loads of country songs to post on here