I wanted to learn to play this as a joke, but all the tabs/chord sheets I found were
bad.  Like, you all should be ashamed.  So I took 20 minutes to tab it out so you can play
right.  I suspect the guitar parts were actually recorded with a guitar tuned a 1/2 step 
but this is for standard tuning.  You won't notice any difference.


Main riff

E---5/6-6-x-x--6--9--6----x--x--x----6-6-4-x---|
B---6/7-7-x-x--6--6--7----x--x--x----7-7-6-x---|
G--------------------8----x--x--x----8-8-6-x---|   x2
D----------------------------------------------|
A----------------------------------------------|
E----------------------------------------------|


Verse (play riff, but if you wanna play the full chords, here they are)

  F# (244322@1)                  A#mI (x13321@1)hopped off the plane at LAX
D#m (xx4342@1)                        C#with (x43121@1)a dream and my cardigan
  F# (244322@1)                 A#m (x13321@1)       D#mwelcome (xx4342@1)to the land of fame excess,
                    C#am (x43121@1)I gonna fit in?

  F# (244322@1)                    A#m (x13321@1)            D#mJumped (xx4342@1)in the cab, Here I am for the first time
                                    C#Look (x43121@1)to the right and I see the Hollywood sign

    F# (244322@1)       A#m (x13321@1)  D#mThis (xx4342@1)is all so crazy
                        C#Everybody (x43121@1)seems so famous

F# (244322@1)                     A#m (x13321@1)             D#mMy (xx4342@1)tummys turnin and I'm feelin kinda home sick
                             C#Too (x43121@1)much pressure and I'm nervous,
                F# (244322@1)                   A#m (x13321@1)  D#mThat's (xx4342@1)when the taxi man turned on the radio
(no chord)
and a Jay Z song was on
and the Jay Z song was on
and the Jay Z song was on

CHORUS (same chords as the verse, kiddies...)
            F#So (244322@1)I put my hands up
        A#mThey're (x13321@1)playing my song,
    D#m (xx4342@1)                    C#And (x43121@1)the butterflys fly away
F# (244322@1)                 A#m (x13321@1)D#mNoddin' (xx4342@1)my head like yea
                        C#Movin (x43121@1)my hips like yea
F#I (244322@1)got my hands up,
        A#mThey're (x13321@1)playin my song
D#m (xx4342@1)                 C#I (x43121@1)know im gonna be ok
F#A#m  D#m (xx4342@1)                     C#Yeaaaa, (x43121@1)  It's a party in the USA
Yeaaaa,   It's a party in the USA

VERSE 2 - same as first

CHORUS 2 - same as first

BRIDGE

A#m (x13321@1)                  D#mFeel (xx4342@1)like hoppin' on a flight (on a flight)
A#m (x13321@1)                  G#mBack (133111@4)to my hometown tonight (town tonight)
A#m (x13321@1)                  D#mSomething (xx4342@1)stops me everytime (everytime)
    B (x2444x@1)                            C#The (x43121@1)DJ plays my song and I feel alright

CHORUS 3 and 4 - same as before