This is "Randy Scouse Git" (or "Alternative Title" in some countries) by the 
Monkees on the album Headquarters. Written and sung by Micky Dolenz.

C (x32010@1)                      AmShe's (x02210@1)a wonderful lady and she's mine, all mine
          C (x32010@1)                               Amand (x02210@1)there doesn't seem a way that she won't come and lose my mind
         F (133211@1)          Dm (xx0231@1)       F (133211@1)            DmIt's (xx0231@1)too easy hummin' songs to a girl in yellow dress
            C (x32010@1)                               Amit's (x02210@1)been a long time since the party and the room is in a mess

C (x32010@1)                      AmThe (x02210@1)four kings of EMI are sitting stately on the floor
          C (x32010@1)                             Amthere (x02210@1)are birds out on the sidewalk and a valet at the door
     F (133211@1)           Dm (xx0231@1)          F (133211@1)               Dm (xx0231@1)      
he reminds me of a penguin, with few and plastered hair
               C (x32010@1)                           Amthere's (x02210@1)talcum powder on the letter, and the birthday boy is there

Am (x02210@1)          Em (022000@1)G (320003@1)  Am (x02210@1) EmG
Why don't you cut your hair?!
Am (x02210@1)          Em (022000@1) G (320003@1)Am (x02210@1)  EmG
Why don't you live up there?!
Am (x02210@1)          EmG    Am (x02210@1)  Em (022000@1)G (320003@1)  Am (x02210@1)   Em (022000@1) GAm
Why don't you do what I do, see what I feel when I care?!

C (x32010@1)                             AmNow (x02210@1)they've darkened all the windows and the seats in naughahyde
          C (x32010@1)                          AmI've (x02210@1)been waiting for an hour, I can't find a place to hide
    F (133211@1)            Dm (xx0231@1)           F (133211@1)        Dmthe (xx0231@1)being known as wonder girl is speaking I believe
         C (x32010@1)                            Amit's (x02210@1)not easy trying to tell her that I shortly have to leave

Am (x02210@1)          EmG    Am (x02210@1)EmG
Why don't you be like me?!
Am (x02210@1)          Em (022000@1) G (320003@1) Am (x02210@1)EmG
Why don't you stop and see?!
Am (x02210@1)          Em (022000@1) G (320003@1) Am (x02210@1)    Em (022000@1) G (320003@1) Am (x02210@1)   EmG  AmWhy (x02210@1)don't you hate who I hate, kill who I kill to be free?!

(Instrumental and mumbling)
C (x32010@1)  AmC    AmF (x02210@1)Dm F Dm
C (x32010@1)  Am (x02210@1)Am (x02210@1)          Em (022000@1)G (320003@1)  Am (x02210@1)EmG
Why don't you cut your hair?!
Am (x02210@1)          Em (022000@1) G (320003@1)Am (x02210@1)  EmG
Why don't you live up there?!
Am (x02210@1)          EmG    Am (x02210@1)  Em (022000@1)G (320003@1)  Am (x02210@1)   Em (022000@1) GAm
Why don't you do what I do, see what I feel when I care?!

Am (x02210@1)          EmG    Am (x02210@1)EmG
Why don't you be like me?!
Am (x02210@1)          Em (022000@1) G (320003@1) Am (x02210@1)EmG
Why don't you stop and see?!
Am (x02210@1)          Em (022000@1) G (320003@1) Am (x02210@1)    Em (022000@1) G (320003@1) Am (x02210@1)   EmG  AmWhy (x02210@1)don't you hate who I hate, kill who I kill to be free?!

Am (x02210@1)          Em (022000@1)G (320003@1)  Am (x02210@1)EmG
Why don't you cut your hair?!
Am (x02210@1)          Em (022000@1) G (320003@1)Am (x02210@1)  EmG
Why don't you live up there?!
Am (x02210@1)          EmG    Am (x02210@1)  Em (022000@1)G (320003@1)  Am (x02210@1)   Em (022000@1) GAm
Why don't you do what I do, see what I feel when I care?!