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Intro:    A (x02220@1)  F#m (244222@1)BmYour (x24432@1)boyfriend, he 
      EWent (022100@1)down on one knee 
    AWell, (x02220@1)could it be 
     F#mHe's (244222@1)only got one knee ? 
   Bm (x24432@1)                      
I tried to surprise you 
      EWith (022100@1)Vodka - or Tizer 
A (x02220@1)                                     
  I can't quite quite remember 
    F#mBut (244222@1)you didn't thank me 
D (xx0232@1)              EYou (022100@1)didn't even thank me 
Because you never do

A    F#m (repeat)

BmYour (x24432@1)boyfriend, he 
         EHas (022100@1)the gift of the gab 
 AOr, (x02220@1)could it be 
    F#mThe (244222@1)gift of the grab ? 
  BmI (x24432@1)tried to surprise you 
  EI (022100@1)lay down beside you 
 AAnd (x02220@1)... nothing much happened 
    F#mAnd (244222@1)you didn't phone me 
D (xx0232@1)               EYou (022100@1)didn't even phone me 
                                 
Because it's not your style



A   F#m

BmYour (x24432@1)boyfriend, he 
       EHas (022100@1)displayed to me 
 AMore (x02220@1)than just a 
 F#m
Real hint of cruelty 
  BmI (x24432@1)tried to surprise you 
  EI (022100@1)crept up behind you
        A (x02220@1)With a homeless chihuahua 
     F#mYou (244222@1)"coo"-ed for an hour 
     DYou (xx0232@1)handed him back and said : 
          E (022100@1)               A (x02220@1)F#m (244222@1)A"You'll (x02220@1)never guess - I'm bored now"